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| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
You should come over here for the first weekend of April. Orbital, Laurent Garnier and this little bastard all in one weekend. |
Oh my fucking god. I would sell one of my testicles to go to that. One annoying thing about living 7000 miles away from my home town 
You know the music at that is going to be outstanding. Renaissance always was the most up front - whatever you hear there is what other will be playing in 6 months time.
Back OT:
First proper time was 13. Me and my mate had wanted to try it and managed to get some black squidgy hash (oh how I miss thee). Thinking back I'm pretty impressed with those short little J's we managed to roll, but was in rizla mini orange (doesn't taste good - that stuff is like the paper equivalent of scaffolding).
We went to our local church at like midnight, around the back and smoked I think the best part of three little J's then put our arms out and span in circles. Gulp.
Didn't quite know at that point that the hash would do the spinning for us. I have no idea how long each of us were rolling around in the church's ground trying to get our balance while uncontrollably trying to stand up again. Could have been a few mins, could have been hours, and probably was.
Then another mate happens to be passing the church and hears us, and wonders in to find out what the fuck is going on. He's trying to act cool, like he's smoked weed before, and we call his bluff and offer the last half of the remaining J. He smokes it, coughs a little but does OK, so we're thinking alright maybe he wasn't bullshitting. Right as this happening, we start talking about this sudden irrepressible need for chocolate. Lots of chocolate. Then he drops, "oh I just ate 48 chicken Mcnuggets, and couldn't possibly eat anything else".....First, I'm like how the fuck does a normal size 13 year old eat 48 chicken Mcnuggets?
Then we understand; A normal 13 year old kid can't eat 48 Chicken Nuggets. And, as suddenly became painfully apparent, smoke weed for the first time.
Instant, epic whitie, flowing through to inevitable power-Greenie, climaxing in violent projectile release of said 48 nuggets.
Of course, at this time, to the two of us, it was possible the funniest thing in the history of ever, and other mate is calling for help, serial chundering, and we just can't do anything to help but for uncontrollable laughing; to this day, when someone type ROFLMFAO, that is EXACTLY the moment I think of.
Karma is a bitch though.
Second time to smoke, maybe a week later at a house party, girl wants to hook up with me and it's all set to happen, I bring some solid to the party, roast it with some older kids (as I think I'm now cool as I smoke  ) and immediately embark on party-long epic whitey.
Rode it out though. No puke, just sat there feeling super sick for a couple of hours, and totally missed my chance with that girl.
Good times.
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