This is like an AA session. Anyone else like to step foward and tell us about a bad beard you once had but were too embarrassed to admit to?

I WILL SOME DAY BE AS COOL AS THIS FINE GENTLELAD

Maybe you could grow your neckbeard for 5 years, comb it over your face and say that you are Teen Wolf. It's that or the hooker, what will it be? At midnight tonight I start growing a mo stache or a noutee...you decide. You don't have many options for getting little uncle Fester out of those crusty Fruit Of The Looms.

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I thought you were gunna lay off the drinking there jay?

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard While I'm all in favour of mocking Nou and taking him to task when he says something stupid I can't help but think attacking him on his appearance is a little childish and more akin to bullying than good sport. He gives us all sorts of ammunition to go after him on; mocking him for how he looks is some real lowest common denomonator shit, Jay. You're better than that. Also, I have a suspicion that Nou would have no interest in a prostitute... not sure why, I just do. (feel free to rent me all the whores you want though; I have a few projects around the house I could use a hand with)

What the fuck is this anti bullying bullshit. Once upon a time you should be ashamed of yourself if you were a nerd. Now look how it is today, Hipsters run the streets. This is the fault of all these antibullying campaigns.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I thought you were gunna lay off the drinking there jay?

maybe if you slept once in awhile, you wouldn't look like a train accident.

decide nou, mo stache or noutee? you can't be that allergic to pussy.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay maybe if you slept once in awhile, you wouldn't look like a train accident. decide nou, mo stache or noutee? you can't be that allergic to pussy.

Well seeing that you are basically a more vibrant version of AnotherWay83... I think I would get some sort of rash or reaction from any hooker you send my way.

I mean look at Azia, you got HPV (or you gave her HPV), either way... Dirty.

You have to be sexually active to get HPV. Don't worry Nou, it might happen someday.

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

mo stache is it nou...your loss. back to jerking off to the sears catalog.

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Originally posted by srussell0018 You have to be sexually active to get HPV. Don't worry Nou, it might happen someday.

Again your ability to totally misunderstand or not comprehend an exchange of dialog is really just fucking spectacular russell.

Your comic timing and ability to come off as a total dunce rival IGK in so many ways.

mo stache it is.you just talked your way out of your only chance at sex.

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Nou do you have to draw a stencil on your face so you know where to grow your neckbeard? It must be confusing without a jaw line.

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.