When breaking up with a girl I had been dating for several years I told her "I can do better than you, I deserve better than you."

I was right on both points.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

i always send emails to my exes parents.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J he was not amused. He said something like "You know in my country you would get your face smashed in for saying something like that", to which I wished him luck because he would be fired in five seconds if he tried anything.

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I just insult people's intelligence. "Dumb", "idiot", "moron", "stupid" is like the meanest I get.

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I used to work with a woman that was extremely religious, and not only did she want everyone to know, but she wanted to try and convert people.

Of course, me being an atheist, she was a blood clot i had to put up with, one more jesus story and i would have killed myself.

One day, as i was dealing with very annoying clients i happened to yell out a classic "oh my fucking god"

The bitch must have been on her period or something that day, without missing a beat she turns around and decides she is going to yell at me, what she did not know is that i was on my period that day as well.

"Who the heck do you think you are insulting my god, dont ever say that again you brat!"

At this point, holding back my frustrations was not an option.

"How about you take your god and shove him up your fucking twat you fat fuck? Who the hell do you think you are telling me what to say, your god must hate you a lot, look at your life and look at yourself, 44 years old working in this shitty dead end job and pretending you are all high and mighty, bitch have a seat and shut your ugly mouth, death is the only thing your god has planned for you next"

I was young and angry... and she quit the next day, heard she had another kid, and she is still fat.

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Eh, I don't get that insulting. Told a decent amount of people to go fuck themselves, told a few people they were cunts, but that's about it. Maybe two or three times I've gotten carried away whilst drunk and told people they're a waste of oxygen and just ranted for a while, but mostly I tend to get bored with people and not want to waste more breath than simply a nice "you're a fucking cretin, go fuck yourself."

I do find it hilarious when people threaten me with force over something like that, though. I simply respond I'll be happy to sue the person for everything they're worth and have them put in jail for a long time.

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when did western countries become such pussies?

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Originally posted by Lews I do find it hilarious when people threaten me with force over something like that, though. I simply respond I'll be happy to sue the person for everything they're worth and have them put in jail for a long time.

Yea... that's some pussy shit. You're going to open your big mouth and then run like a little bitch when someone wants to square off because of it?

If someone was to knock you the fuck out without you motivating them to, I can understand.

But to say you'd instigate it and then run and get a lawyer or a cop = that's that shit I don't like.

I was working with this girl a few years ago, and I called her up to a patient room to help me pick an old dude up off the floor who fell.

He wasn't actually totally on the floor, just fell to his knees and didn't have the strength to get back up. He was a tall mofo, too...about 6'3".

So anyway, I call this girl upstairs and ask her to help me - directed her to swing her arm under his while I did the same, then we would grab the back of his pants and hoist him up...

Well she grabs his fucking arm by the elbow and just starts yanking this guy - not seeing that his legs were caught under his walker. He's crying out in pain and I got super frustrated and shrieked "HAVEN'T YOU EVER DONE THIS BEFORE??!!"

I dunno, probably not that insulting, but I felt bad and apologized to her after. I didn't have to say it, but she definitely got the message that I was thinking "You fucking moron!!"

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay when did western countries become such pussies?

That's not a Western thing. The Japanese are notable for not saying anything to a person's face except in extreme situations, and this is a very explicit part of the culture, reason why they have words to refer to this behaviour (tatemae is what you say to a person, and honne is what you really think).

Edit: I should add to, as far as I know, being polite in China is seen as too impersonal and, therefore, undesirable. If you find people in Shenzhen particularly rude, and I'm not mistaken, they're just being friendly

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J

In Latvia the ****s fuck you?

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