Not one. ONE. Not even one of these cats even know a mock biblical gesture. Ou est le soleil?

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Originally posted by wotyzoid It's a stupid poll, but to say that the top 2 is not a pretty accurate reflection of the dance music hype machine, gruesome touring, and Ibiza hype this year is pretty ill-informed. If you're shocked at the top two spots you may be a tad out of touch.

I wasn't even talking about this discussion, I was talking about corjay and enydo.

But you couldn't resist showing your standard obnoxious wotyzoid colours, could you? Always so eager to put yourself across as "in touch" with the hype. And save me the self-qualifying "but who cares, right?" disclaimer, because it's the same old fucking shit from you. Never seen anyone so covertly desperate to prove his cred. Even the fucking Resident Advisor write-up for TOU opens with "Surprised? You're probably not the only one". They're surprised by the results of their own fucking poll, and yet you're sat there somewhere up on planet dipshit telling everyone they're out of touch. Clown.

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> Maximum Elevation [Progressive House]
> DI.FM 26th Anniversary Guest Mix [Progressive House]
> Live @ Dance:Love:Hub London, 11.10.2025
> Higher Peaks [Progressive House]
> Dance:Love:Hub Afterparty (The Return) 23.11.24

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Originally posted by wotyzoid It's a stupid poll, but to say that the top 2 is not a pretty accurate reflection of the dance music hype machine, gruesome touring, and Ibiza hype this year is pretty ill-informed. If you're shocked at the top two spots you may be a tad out of touch.

I wasn't even talking about this discussion, I was talking about corjay and enydo.

But you couldn't resist showing your standard obnoxious wotyzoid colours, could you? Always so eager to put yourself across as "in touch" with the hype. And save me the self-qualifying "but who cares, right?" disclaimer, because it's the same old fucking shit from you. Never seen anyone so covertly desperate to prove his cred. Even the fucking Resident Advisor write-up for TOU opens with "Surprised? You're probably not the only one". They're surprised by the results of their own fucking poll, and yet you're sat there somewhere up on planet dipshit telling everyone they're out of touch. Clown.

EDIT: This is the reason you piss me off so much, because you come across as the precise breed of wanker that clogs up house nights and ruins the vibe. The t-shirt and haircut wanker always yammering on about what molly he took, what mediocre DJs "destroyed the joint" last weekend, how they go to parties and talk to people and are so on top of the hype. Every posts exudes the slimy residue of someone in it to be seen as cool. Right back to the 2007 days when you started, there was a little gang of cool kids on TA and you were visibly desperate to get in on them, you couldn't get the photos and the stories in fast enough. You can save yourself from even writing the riposte because after 7 years of reading your posts nothing you say will chang my mind. This thread is merely the latest affirmation that you are that most lowly of things: a fucking poser.

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> Maximum Elevation [Progressive House]
> DI.FM 26th Anniversary Guest Mix [Progressive House]
> Live @ Dance:Love:Hub London, 11.10.2025
> Higher Peaks [Progressive House]
> Dance:Love:Hub Afterparty (The Return) 23.11.24

Like these sets? Come see me play live at Kibosh in Manchester: https://www.instagram.com/kibosh.mcr/

Same old Jack.

It was an honest comment. I don't know why you persistently think there is always some grandiose or even malicious underlying prose in between the lines of my posts. I'm surprised at the surprise, including RA staff being surprised. I think it's hilarious. I knew it, a lot of party people I talk to knew it. I think all this gasping is funny as shit. It's a stupid fucking poll and people sit on their asses and dissect it and shit. If you listen to this kind of music it's so obvious, the scene may be global but it's actually not that big. You're an old fart, but you know that right?

You're so quick to throw slander at me I'm starting to think you're actually insecure. You're old, you probably don't go out that much anymore, you still make prog house mixes. Nostalgia may be kicking in. You're probably one of the most out of touch regulars here, now that I think about it. Is there a reflective thing going on when you start bashing me? It's ok, like I said, I don't give a shit about how "in touch" anyone is. I'm really not the shallow, postadolescent, house/techno hipster fighting for credibility that you seem to think I am. I don't hold it against you, you dinosaur, you.

edit: Dude, you never met me in your life and yet you have this whole picture of me in your head. That's fucking weird. Yes I used to be a very obnoxious tweeny here a few years ago. Maybe because I was 16 and when I found the music it fucking blew my mind. I was super excited about it and made a fool of my teen self here many times. It was fucking awesome and I regret none of it.

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Last edited by wotyzoid on Dec-18-2013 at 14:23

I’m 25, you idiot, and from reading through this thread alone you’d note that I’ve seen at least 11 DJs on this list and some of the live acts in the last 12 months, which would be somewhat difficult if I never went out. I can’t decide if this is limp-wristed trolling or if you’re merely too stupid to grasp facts that are right in front of your face. Neither would surprise me. And I’ve seen those guys despite the fact I go to breaks, psy, prog, drum ‘n bass, electronica and classics nights at least as much as I check out I’m 25, you idiot, and from reading through this thread alone you’d note that I’ve seen at least 11 DJs on this list and some of the live acts in the last 12 months, which would be somewhat difficult if I never went out. I can’t decide if this is limp-wristed trolling or if you’re merely too stupid to grasp facts that are right in front of your face. Neither would surprise me. And I’ve seen those guys despite the fact I go to breaks, psy, prog, drum ‘n bass, electronica and classics nights at least as much as I check out house or techno that RA would cover. Unlike you, existing in your narrow little world of trendster hype, I’m actually in touch with what’s going on across the variety of different scenes that make up electronic music, at festivals, illegal raves, superclubs and grimy afterparties. You think I’m “out of touch” because I talk about a lot of music you know precisely dick about. If you paid even a modicum of attention to anything I’ve posted, ever, you’d realise that the notion I’m being “reflective” when bashing you is utter bollocks. And yet your only riposte to me is a feeble insistence that “I’m not actually like that.” Sure thing.

And that “whole picture of you” comes from having to read your fucking drivel for the past half decade. If you’re not really a “shallow, postadolescent, house/techno hipster” you’re executing a masterfully sustained pastiche. This thread is completely par for the course – tripping over your own dick in your haste to inform us that you and your “party people” know the score and you’re laughing away at all the out of touch people, including RA writers, who aren’t as clued up as you. But, like, it totally doesn’t matter, dude. Someone hand me a sick bucket.

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> Maximum Elevation [Progressive House]
> DI.FM 26th Anniversary Guest Mix [Progressive House]
> Live @ Dance:Love:Hub London, 11.10.2025
> Higher Peaks [Progressive House]
> Dance:Love:Hub Afterparty (The Return) 23.11.24

Like these sets? Come see me play live at Kibosh in Manchester: https://www.instagram.com/kibosh.mcr/

You should meditate, man. And eat healthier. I think it would do a lot of good for you.

edit: The hypocrisy is golden though, "shut up about how 'in touch' you are.....you're so wrong about me not being 'in touch' because I definitely am."

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Last edited by wotyzoid on Dec-18-2013 at 10:51

Yeah, nice one Socrates. Either your ludicrous slander gets a pass or I’m a hypocrite. First prize. There’s a big difference between taking every possible opportunity to jizz out your in-touch credentials in the most obnoxious way possible, and making one post to refute someone’s obvious bullshit.

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> Maximum Elevation [Progressive House]
> DI.FM 26th Anniversary Guest Mix [Progressive House]
> Live @ Dance:Love:Hub London, 11.10.2025
> Higher Peaks [Progressive House]
> Dance:Love:Hub Afterparty (The Return) 23.11.24

Like these sets? Come see me play live at Kibosh in Manchester: https://www.instagram.com/kibosh.mcr/

What opportunity? Jizzing out? I pointed out how funny I think the shock and speculation is around this stupid poll and suddenly I'm trying to be cool and show it. The shit is fucking obvious and that is honestly what I think. Sorry if you felt offended by it. You're hilarious, though, the funniest part being that you always come after me with criticism as if I gave a shit about what some dude I've never met thinks of me.

Why do you care so much, man? Stop breathing through your mouth and pointing fingers at people. Didn't your mom ever tell you that it's not nice?

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Why would I be offended? I didn't express any surprise. I actually said "Cynicism aside, it’s not a bad list really, a good gauge of who’s hot in the house/techno circuit". My response to you was simply that touring hard and having lots of hype doesn't explain the Top 2 because the same could be said about anyone in the Top 10. I wasn't pissed off until you had to come back at me a page later with "If you're shocked at the top two spots you may be a tad out of touch" in response to a post that was A) expressing no shock or surprise, B) wasn't directed to you and C) wasn't even talking about the poll. You couldn't be more desperate to hammer the point home, which just completely fits my impression of you as a try-hard trendster fuckwit always trying to implicitly hammer home how in you are.

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> Maximum Elevation [Progressive House]
> DI.FM 26th Anniversary Guest Mix [Progressive House]
> Live @ Dance:Love:Hub London, 11.10.2025
> Higher Peaks [Progressive House]
> Dance:Love:Hub Afterparty (The Return) 23.11.24

Like these sets? Come see me play live at Kibosh in Manchester: https://www.instagram.com/kibosh.mcr/

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Why would I be offended? I didn't express any surprise. I actually said "Cynicism aside, it’s not a bad list really, a good gauge of who’s hot in the house/techno circuit". My response to you was simply that touring hard and having lots of hype doesn't explain the Top 2 because the same could be said about anyone in the Top 10.

This is where I think you're wrong. No it can't, not to the same extent.

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I wasn't pissed off until you had to come back at me a page later with "If you're shocked at the top two spots you may be a tad out of touch" in response to a post that was A) expressing no shock or surprise, B) wasn't directed to you and C) wasn't even talking about the poll.

You're always so quick to mock I genuinely thought it was directed at me. I was only elaborating and dramatizing. Did you ever think that maybe I don't take these debates as seriously as you, and I like to come in here to stir the pot and have fun? Pissing you off is loads of fun, let me tell you.

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You couldn't be more desperate to hammer the point home, which just completely fits my impression of you as a try-hard trendster fuckwit always trying to implicitly hammer home how in you are.

A couple of months I was actually having the stupid "who do you think is gonna win the RA poll" chit-chat I usually have with people who ask me, people whom I don't know very well, but this time it was with a friend. I said Tale of Us, and he said Dixon. Right now we're laughing 'cuz that shit is funny. People gasping "oh my god Dixon topped it" or "oh my god ToU ranked so high" are cracking me up. I posted what I posted for that sole reason. There is no malice, I'm not trying to make fun of anyone. There is also no masterplan or intention of flexing my e-dick, Jack, sorry to disappoint.

Man, I don't give a shit. When I was younger maybe, but I couldn't care less about forum politics now, dude. You have me all wrong and if you knew me in person you'd see it. Doesn't bother me, though. Carry on. Toodaloo!

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Last edited by wotyzoid on Dec-18-2013 at 21:41

I didn't have a problem with you making the point - I didn't blow up at you for that. I've personally heard more hype for other DJs than those two, but these things vary from country to country. We're more likely to get coverage of British DJs or DJs that have toured here heavily, for obvious reasons. It's your subsequent bullshit, coming back for no reason to splurge your self-congratulatory “out-of-touch” wank that pissed me off. And now I get the I TROLL U explanation thrown in with a side-order of “I don’t care anyway” after typing out thousands of words. It's like Nou never left.

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> Maximum Elevation [Progressive House]
> DI.FM 26th Anniversary Guest Mix [Progressive House]
> Live @ Dance:Love:Hub London, 11.10.2025
> Higher Peaks [Progressive House]
> Dance:Love:Hub Afterparty (The Return) 23.11.24

Like these sets? Come see me play live at Kibosh in Manchester: https://www.instagram.com/kibosh.mcr/

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