What do you say when you stick your hand down there to fix it when you're in class and everybody's staring at you like ? "I have a fucking boner and I need to fix it. I can't have it pointing down, it hurts."?

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you don't have to say anything. When girls adjust thier bra's do they say "oh I am adjusting my boobs"

Just do it fast and swiftly. No one will notice and care. And if they do, be like your gay if its a guy and if its a girl then be like oh la la. If its your teacher and she is really hot...Run to the bathroom

hahaha.......Don't let other people influence your life to live as you want

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When guys are walking normaly, then all of a sudden take a few steps with a widder stance, that means their balls are sticking to their leg. I've told gilrs this, and it's hilarious the reaction they get when they see how often guys do it.

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Hehehehhe, N1 vanilla....
It's eather that or just moving them with your hand!

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Originally posted by Vanilla When guys are walking normaly, then all of a sudden take a few steps with a widder stance, that means their balls are sticking to their leg. I've told gilrs this, and it's hilarious the reaction they get when they see how often guys do it.

haha i almost fell over laughing when i read this because i was just discussing this with my friend last night. omfg thats the worse shit when your balls get sweaty and it starts sticking to your leg

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Originally posted by Vanilla When guys are walking normaly, then all of a sudden take a few steps with a widder stance, that means their balls are sticking to their leg. I've told gilrs this, and it's hilarious the reaction they get when they see how often guys do it.

hahah, yeah I've heard that. That's gotta suck

I wholeheartedly agree on everything that's been written here so far. It annoys me cause there's NOTHING u can do against it. Sometimes I hold my breath as an attempt to stand absolutely still, cause every move would make it worse (->harder hehehe). Tried out every technique mentioned by you..even psychological tricks (thinking of fat nude women like the one posted by b.s.e ) but it doesn't really help. Thhe reason remain mysterious as I see no logical connection between the boner and an existing hornyness (or lack of sex? masurbation? One might argue that the more "relieved" he is the more he'll relax hehe). Bullshit.

We gotta make the best out of it

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when you get one, just think about something sad, or about the report that's due next week, or about the homework you didn't do for your next class!

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LOL, naw, I get boners on command. With the exception of the morning boner (which really doesn't matter, cus you are by yourself, and if you aren't then it doesn't matter either) I can pretty much just not get one or just get one on command. ROFL, it's pretty fun and my last girlfriend loved it. :

Anyway, have fun with your boners this weekend! I'm out!

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It'll be the best day of my life."

I find it funny how you guys try to think about other stuff when you get an unexpected wood. Im always thinking "Whoa man I have a hardon!!"

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Originally posted by Vanilla I find it funny how you guys try to think about other stuff when you get an unexpected wood. Im always thinking "Whoa man I have a hardon!!"

haha yah...i was thinking that just now but got caught. luckily it was the gf, shes bound to know neways! late|

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dude, you gotta get the "tuck" maneuver going. Just shove it under your belt. no one will notice! Unless you are in joggers that day - then you're fucked...

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