Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"

back to the bad jokes

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huh?

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snowblower coming

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What is a hooker in Alaska called?
A frostitute!

how low can i go?

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huh?

What do you call prostitutes' children?
Brothel Sprouts!

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huh?

If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be?
A blowfish

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huh?

How did the bee hurt his back?
He fell off his honey!

ok i've had enough. /me goes into hiding

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huh?

just a stupid joke i heard... content of joke does not express the feelings of myself.

A russian, a cuban, a puerto rican and an american are standing on a boat.
The russian pulls out a flask of vodka, takes one swig and throws it over board. Everyone else looks at each other, looks and the russian and says "YO! what the fuck?! you should've passed the vodke around." The russian replies: "In my country, vodka is shit."
Just then the cuban pulls out a big fat cigar, takes one puff and throws it over board. The rest look at each other and say "YO! what the fuck?! you should've passed that cigar around." The cuban replies: "in my country, they are shit."
The American looks at the russian and the cuban... then looks at the puerto rican, and throws the puerto rican overboard.



(that is a pretty offensive joke, i am not racist in any fashion, but i do only know about 5 jokes, this being one of them)

I see nothing but stupid jokes, so i thought i'd add a few myself....

What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Pit Bull Terrier.

Why did the kid fall off his bike?
cos someone threw a fridge at him.

A kid walks into a shop and buys a loaf of bread, the shop keeper asks the boy if he would like a bag, the boy replies, Nah its ok, im on my bike.

Which bee's make milk?
Boo-Bee's.

Whats red and looks like a bucket?
a red bucket.

How can u spot out Dolly Pardon's kids?
Stretch marks on their mouth.

Why doesnt Santa have any kids?
He only cum's once a year.

Why dont canibals eat clowns?
cos they taste funny.

Last edited by SeeK on Dec-22-2002 at 00:20

why are there no porto riecans (spelling? :P) On star Trek?


cos even in the future they cant get jobs...



who is the best jewish cook ?

hitler.

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What's better than winning the GOLD MEDAL at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.


What do women and tornados have in common?

They both blow you and then take your house away.


Talking to a woman with small boobs; "If you didn't have any feet, would you wear shoes?" Woman replies "No I wouldn't." You reply "Then, why are you wearing a bra?"

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I think the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Swear and Sweat by it.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an atheist, and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.