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nekholm
nekholm



Registered: Jan 2001
Location: .fi

Austin Powers In Goldmember:
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Autin Power's fassia.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fassia Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His ferder?
Goldmember: His fassia! You know, the fassia
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky dutch. Okay perv boy?
Goldmember: Fassia, his dad, dad is fassia
Dr. Evil: Oh his dad, oh his FATHER.

Austin Powers: They're getting away!
Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?!
Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.

Also the whole scene when Basil introduces the mole to Austin and Foxxy is very funny



Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery:
Scott Evil: It's no hassle--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would--
Dr. Evil: Sh! ...Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But--
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

[Returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him.]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers.

[Filling out a form.]
Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!


Dude, Where's My Car?:
[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."]
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?!
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"


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kenetix
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Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Belfast

' What are you starring @ f**ker ' Hank - Me , Myself and Trene

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shoXx
IDM addict



Registered: Jun 2001
Location:
Love Poundin' Sensation

Snatch and Lock Stock, two masterpieces.

Anyone seen Mean Machine, fecking rocks too!


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whiskers
old skool



Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams

Se7en:

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

quotes that relate to the whole plot and still cary another meaning rule. this one describes how david fincher hits the audience with a sledgehammer of Se7en to grab their attention... mint film!


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TheTornado
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Naperville, IL, USA (CTA #107)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist"
"To be in power you didn't need guns, or money, or even numbers... you just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't."
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?" - Usual Suspects

By the way, Aphrodite's "Dub Moods" samples a bunch of lines from Usual Suspects, great movie.

and tons of stuff from Fight Club.

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beema
too deep



Registered: Jul 2002
Location: NoVAMansLand

From the final scene in Pulp Fiction, there are tons of random ass funny lines in this film, usualy from the convos between Vincent and Jules, this is one such convo:

VINCENT
Want a sausage?

JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.

VINCENT
Are you Jewish?

JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't
dig on swine.

VINCENT
Why not?

JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't
eat filthy animals.

VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops
taste good.

JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
pie. I'll never know 'cause even
if it did, I wouldn't eat the
filthy mother******. Pigs sleep
and root in shit. That's a filthy
animal. I don't wanna eat nothin'
that ain't got enough sense to
disregard its own feces.

VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own
feces.

JULES
I don't eat dog either.

VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to
be a filthy animal?

JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a
dog filthy, but they're definitely
dirty. But a dog's got
personality. And personality goes
a long way.

VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had
a better personality, he's cease to
be a filthy animal?

JULES
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one
motherfuckin' charmin' pig. It'd
have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.

LMAO!!


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Herbert_West
Junior tranceaddict



Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Australia Sydney

Basically ALL of FIGHT CLUB

is quotable

and same to ARMY OF DARKNESS

"Good, bad?, im the guy with the GUN"

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Muff2K
SchoolAddict



Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Canada

i'd have to say anythign from snatch

and one line from The usual suspects

teh scene where the five suspects are standing in teh line-up and they ask them all to say "give me the keys, you cocksucker'

the way in which they all say it is too funny, esp. benicio del toro

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fr0st
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Brooklyn NY

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar, trying to make up our razudoks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar sold milk-plus; milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. "

"General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, about, uh, 35 minutes ago, General Jack Ripper, the commanding general of, uh, Burpelson Air Force Base, issued an order to the 34 B-52's of his Wing, which were airborne at the time as part of a special exercise we were holding called Operation Drop-Kick. Now, it appears that the order called for the planes to, uh, attack their targets inside Russia. The, uh, planes are fully armed with nuclear weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; the squares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within, uh, 25 minutes.

President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.

General "Buck" Turgidson: That's right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority. "


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Christopher B
The One and Only



Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Magnetic North

Full Metal Jacket:

Sergeant: "DO YOU SUCK DICKS, PRIVATE?!"

Private: "SIR NO SIR!"

Sergeant: "BULLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!"


Deconstructing Harry:

Harry (To his Sister's Husband): People keep telling me you have paranoia, but you have the exact opposite of paranoia. You have insane dillusions that people like you!


Batman:

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

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xXxAzNrAvErxXx
VinylAddict



Registered: Oct 2000
Location: NYC

From GoodFellas:
"How Am I funny? Am I a f***ing clown? Do I amuse you??"

Pulp Fiction
"Give me my wallet"
"Which one?"
"The one that says Bad Motherf***er on it"


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Essential1
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Brampton

Clerks - "I'm not supposed to be here today!"

Clerks - "You sucked how many dicks?!?"

Clerks - "I could never reach..."

Boondock Saints - "What the fuck are you gonna do with a bloody rope?"

Con-air - "Define Irony - bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song written by a band who died in a plane crash"

True Romance - "Did you just tell me to suck his dick?"


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