During my HS years i was on a travel icehockey team that traveled most the country and even to europe a few times anyway. At one of our games i got in a fight then i was tossed out of the game....Well it ends up there was a bench clearing while i was in the locker room. Soo my team comes back in and im like WTF happened...they told me sooo i got super pissed i ran out to see what was going on...the first thing that happened when i stuck my head out the door was two kids from the other team grabed me and then i got hit in the head with a goalie stick(any of you who know icehockey know this ****** is heavy and it hurts)..well i got tunnel vision and me not being in any gear cept my hockey pants i slamed 1 kids head into a metal post, and he went out just like that... i put the other kid in a headlock and started punching him in the face until my hand was all cut up from his teeth and his face was all bloody, the whole time i was doing this i was getting hit in the back by the same person who hit me with the stick...soo i turn arround to go after him then the coach of their team jumps on top of me and pens me to the ground saying hes gonna knock me out if i doing anything more, soo i was like fuck you and spit in his face, by this time the rest of my team and coach came out and pulled him off me, but i already kneed him in his sack.....And get this the parents of the one kid pressed charges on me for breaking his nose..but the charges ended up being droped...I had to go to the emergency room to get my head stiched and to this day its still hurts some times...its like the gland or something behind my ear....that got hit and had stiches over it....

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Originally posted by montie well i guess we just aren't as badass as you. ::here is your trophy for cuting up a guy. you win for being most badass

Meh, I guess I didn't give the right impresion, I dont know that I'm tougher than any of the other people who posted here. All im saying is that it seems to me that a lot of the stuff posted here should fall under stupid not badass(driving over the limit, smoking in class etc.)

Oh yea, and after thinking for a while, i think that what I did after I cut the guy was alot more badass. I called 911, and left an anonomous tip that this guy was bleeding. And I did it knowing that I'd be in a lot of trouble saftey wise once he recovered, and maybe legal wise too.

lol

When I was young, we built a secret hiding spot (sort of like a tree house, but there are no trees in the city that I'm from so you made houses on the ground, we usually called them secret hiding spots, or a "base"). Anyway, we didn't want anyone trespassing, so we built a door with a metal railing on it, and we decided to hook up the door to the wall outlet electricity (220W in Europe )... one of my friend almost got shocked...

Some other stuff,
Made blow darts with actual pins at one end...

Fired a bazooka...

What else?

I'm 18 now, and much more mature.

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Originally posted by Veldrid That was the minor shit, here is where it gets good... Senior year there was this bitch in my video production class that was from Canada. She was always bragging about herself and her country. Well I decided I would piss her off so I went to a local t-shirt shop and had them make a shirt that said "Just Say No to Canada" and had the canadian maple leaf in a circle with a line thru it (like the no smoking signs). I wore it to school one day and the bitch got all pissed off at lunch and threw hot nacho cheese in my face, and when I say hot I mean HOT. At that moment I snapped, I wiped my face off while her and others were laughing their heads off, dumped my lunch tray and then broke the bitches nose with it. I then continued to beat the lunch tray over her head until the principal and a teacher pulled me off.

you fucking loser, you should be ashamed

feck knows, best one i can think of atm is kicking fuck out this guy who had beat-up my best mates mum.

guy got a few broken ribs, 4 teeth knocked out and a fucked up knee. his house got trashed too.

i couldnt walk properly for about 2 weeks cos my foot was fucked from him getting his ass whiped

never hit a women, unless they try to give you a john bobbit

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Originally posted by PhaseFour LOL! awesome!!! me? im a good boy the worst thing i think i ever done when was during baskebtall....the ball was going out, and you know how u throw it at a persons shins to make it out on him? anyway, i intentionally nailed him in the nuts, for the hell of it. but i got the ball for my team though

your life is pretty boring, isnt it?

Probably just copious amount of narcotic consuming over the past 4 years, I'm a fairly decent lad, stole a Stop sign once tho

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Originally posted by Dr. Z lol When I was young, we built a secret hiding spot (sort of like a tree house, but there are no trees in the city that I'm from so you made houses on the ground, we usually called them secret hiding spots, or a "base"). Anyway, we didn't want anyone trespassing, so we built a door with a metal railing on it, and we decided to hook up the door to the wall outlet electricity (220W in Europe )... one of my friend almost got shocked... Some other stuff, Made blow darts with actual pins at one end... Fired a bazooka... What else? I'm 18 now, and much more mature.

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When I saw that you fired a bazooka, first thing that came to my mind was that you might be from around here somewhere, even before I saw the flag.

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Zdravo When I saw that you fired a bazooka, first thing that came to my mind was that you might be from around here somewhere, even before I saw the flag.

Well of corse.
What, you think I'm gonna fire a bazooka here in Canada?

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Originally posted by TranceGeek your life is pretty boring, isnt it?

wow there...mr. excitement...so you're saying one must do all the stupid shit everyone else in here has done in order to live a real life? alrite then...i guess my life is boring too

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the most "badass" thing i've ever done was throw a snowball into someone's eye so hard he was blind for a couple days..on accident of course

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