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Originally posted by *HaRRy* but ive improved, don't you think? i was quite impressed with my driving skills last weekend!

very well dont considering you were driving, uninsured, in the pissing down rain, at night in my mums shitpiece car.

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I imagine i got married and had kids....

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I got really hot and dehydrated and almost died. And also almost died when I put a metal knife into the toaster whilst it was on to see what would happen! Teehee!

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do i need to post in this thread? er i got run over once.....i had a kidney transplant once...but suprisingly neva had any bad/overdun times from drugs - i dont cane it enuf obviously

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Not so much near death but fucking too close for my liking. I was in Greece and my mate & his girlfriend saw this bhouy thing about 500 metres out so my mate says lets swim to it. So like a group of fucking arseholes we do, we reach the thing and I say hey its getting a wee bit late lets go back, we start to swim but we're not moving what would be 100 metres worth of swimming literally took us 5 metres, it was then we realised the tide was going out, it took about 30 minutes of hardcore swimming to the shore If I weren't a fairly strong swimmer I would of drowned or my corpse would be getting fished out of the water in Egypt.

My old job warehousing a few years ago I've had pallets fall from the top of racking from about 100 feet up and landed practicially on me and other people. Its the worse cos some **** shouts RUN! and everyone runs however you just peg it in any direction and if theres a big group of you your guarenteed theres some slow wanker in front of you who always heads in the same direction as you. And you have to run aswell because you don't really have the time to see where the pallets coming from.

Been in a crash when a mates car skidded on black Ice and he was taking it easy aswell the **** usually drives like a maniac.
Nearly been run over twice.

Went into to toxic shock once that was fucking hilarious my family members and friends found that so funny.

And I've had knifes pulled on me in 3 occasions. But I don't think on two of the occasions the person actually had the bollocks to stab me.

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Originally posted by DJ_SLAG I almost died when I was pilled up. I tried to race a Porche down the M25 and nearly got ran over!

The way u say that sounds like u tried to race a Porsche on foot!

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ive had about 6 near death experiances, 4 of which i tried to do myself, which i cant be arsed to tell you about, but the other 2...

once when i was about 12, i was making sum toast with butter, and the butter was rock hard, so while the bread was in the toaster i thought it be a good idea to stick the knife on the element thingy, to heat the knife up to melt the butter slightly..... when the toaster blew up, i realised this was the wrong choice..... apparently the toaster should have thrown me out the kitchen window, but it didnt.

other time.... i was about 3, fuck knows what i was doin but my mum informs me she was washing the dishes, and looked out the window to the back garden to find me faced down in the pond floating unconcious, lol, i rule

oh wait..... there was a 7th time actually..... i was about 4 and found a bottle of dads home made strong as fuck elderberry wine.... which i drank all of according to my mum, apparently i got rushed into hospital and had my stomach pumped.


there was a time when i got undiluted bleach thrown on me, but i dont think i was gonna die from that, just nearly lost my eye sight, and had to lie in a hospital bed maked with my uncle there looking at my 9 year old small penis. .. heh the best part being (i had bleach burn on my right hip).... the nurse comes in and says.. "lets cover that up so we can see what we're doing" (referring to my 9 year old little penis)

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