ditto...I'm breaking my new weekend-only rule and rolling a fatty.

Halftime in the Raptors game and that sellout bitch Vince Carter is playing like shit (hopefully that doesn't jinx them in the 2nd half).

nope hahaha vince...

celebrate good times ? -~

baked...

what a fun game...watching Jalen makes me think, "Vince who?"

today's lame stoner story that will only be funny to stoned readers:

rolled what was thought to have been nice j...except the glue on the paper wasn't very good, so it was a bitch to seal up. then just as the filter is pushed in...it rips a bit. a few profanities follow. normally it would be scrapped and another one rolled in its place...but it was only a small tear and sometimes someone thinks they're hardcore (re: hardcore lazy) and they decide to just repair it.

it was patched and held over a flame to dry...only a bit too close, it seemes. a small hole was burnt into the side of it. several profanities later, it was patched up for a 2nd time. filter pops out again. f**king filter is put back in. many more profanities. after tenderizing a thumb when the lighter took 10 flicks to work this time, 3/4 of it is smoked and...I was destroyed

flash forwrd... yay, it's time to smoke the remaining 1/4...only it's nowhere to be found. freak out, searching everywhere. must have been so stoned that it was forgotten that the big roach had been already smoked but in a moment of incredible (desperate) perception, noticed that the tiny roaches in the ashtray were all of a different kind of paper than that of today's joint...searched again and found the remaining 1/4 had only rolled off the table. smoked it...destroyed again.

getting owned repeatedly (and over time) by your own joint is pretty weak

Just rolled up a fatty and I'm good an' rYpt woot.

Filters are such hassles, but can make or break a joint hehe. But whenever I can I roll without filters just because I'm lazy hehe.

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PVD is tripping me out right now m00t ^_^!!

Got fuckin BRONCHITIS from Marco V last Sat.....
Sittin @ home, rollin a blunt of Pineapple - nice BC strain...
Bout 2 feel better

everytime i see this thread, TheVrk had the last post.

that is somewhat funny to me.

cheers!

You don't stay up late enough :P

Oh man, what was awesome was last night, I had a rolling tale of my own to tell, but I figured "Hey, better to type it out while stoned, it'll be funnier" and so I went and got fukt up... came back, and couldn't remember wtf I wanted to say! Fucking stoner.

Anyway, I prefer rolling with no filters, I'm a lazy fuck and I just close off the end of the joint so it's tight and no weed's getting into my mouth. If you're greedy and worry about saving miniscule ammounts of weed, just save the tiny roach and roll it into your next joint!

oh man tonight i just rolled my first joint, i only used to smoke pipes and bongs and never learnt to roll a joint (pathetic i know) but i still smoked a shit load of weed.

well tonight i had no pipe and no bong and all i could think about was getting high, i had weed and no potential smoking method, i didnt even have the tools to make a bucket. so i ran to my local corner store and bought some zig zags. after a couple attepts i found myself with a nicely rolled joint. oh the satisfaction in smoking that joint. im so proud that now i can roll a joint. woohooo~!! no stopping me from getting high, damn im soo high right now, marco v is tripping me out, damn this dude is good.

oh well time to take another hit.

Damn I really wanna post something useful on this stoner's thread right now, but for some reason I can't think of anything.. damn... more to come...

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Originally posted by trancechaos oh man tonight i just rolled my first joint, i only used to smoke pipes and bongs and never learnt to roll a joint (pathetic i know) but i still smoked a shit load of weed. well tonight i had no pipe and no bong and all i could think about was getting high, i had weed and no potential smoking method, i didnt even have the tools to make a bucket. so i ran to my local corner store and bought some zig zags. after a couple attepts i found myself with a nicely rolled joint. oh the satisfaction in smoking that joint. im so proud that now i can roll a joint. woohooo~!! no stopping me from getting high, damn im soo high right now, marco v is tripping me out, damn this dude is good. oh well time to take another hit.

Congrats bebe!

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mu'sic (m�'zik)
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sounds used to symbolically recreate human biological rhythm.

How many of you, who send e-mails to yourself, only put 'asdf' in the message body, and have all message info just in subject line ?

I send myself reminder emails all the time...all info in subject line...but why bother putting anything at all in the body?

maybe this would make more sense if I was stoned...hmmmmmmm.