Is ur life that dull that u must jerk off to the thought of jamie fuking someone?
yes! that is precisely it. and on the weekends i tie a rope around my balls for effect.
why only keep it to the weekends you might ask? well they chafe so easy!
Nov-20-2008 00:48
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
i rape clovis every night in my dreams...
Nov-20-2008 00:49
Clovis
techno jungle shit
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Los Angeles
quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
i rape clovis every night in my dreams...
And you don't even give me a reach around you fuck.
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Nov-20-2008 00:55
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
And you don't even give me a reach around you fuck.
kinda hard when i'm fucking you in the ear isn't it? yeah that's right - i think your taste in music is sexy. aural ftw!
Nov-20-2008 01:01
Rodrico
TA Desperado
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
ps the other guy jamie slept with was rodrico.
No no no no no...You got the story all wrong, actually a guatemalan lady boy named Jaime got me drunk and as they say, the rest is history.
quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
I heard Rodrico and Vivid ran a train on her.
Chugga-chugga?
Nov-20-2008 01:03
Rose
hmmm
Registered: May 2007
Location: -
god damn this thread just never ends does it?
thread needs moar PLUR:
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quote:
Originally posted by AustralianGQ
im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you
Nov-20-2008 01:04
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
is that last one rubbing her cooter??
Nov-20-2008 01:08
bananas
baby i got your money
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
lulz "cooter"
Nov-20-2008 01:10
Rose
hmmm
Registered: May 2007
Location: -
quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
is that last one rubbing her cooter??
yes! I bet she spread lots of PLUR that night.
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quote:
Originally posted by AustralianGQ
im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you
Nov-20-2008 01:14
MunkyAngel
domogardenmunkyangelgirl
Registered: May 2003
Location: in the garden
quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
is that last one rubbing her cooter??
hahah!!! plur makes baby jesus cry
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Nov-20-2008 01:15
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
damn keeping up with this thread is a full time job. too bad i just found a job lol
anyway funny story re: cheating. i remembered this last night. i cheated on my ex whom i was with for 3 years and it was a really unhealthy relationship...lots of drugs and partying and fighting and making up, etc... he cheated on me too...bla bla bla
i didn't actually have sex with another guy but i drunkenly made out with one after bar hopping all night with some friends (to me that's still cheating and i was all anxious about it for a while...never told the ex though).
so then one day the ex and i were going to his business partner's daughter's wedding. and guess who the best man was? yup. the guy i made out with like 2 months before. LOL what are the fucking chances of that, right? we totally looked at each other like and pretended not to know each other when we were introduced. the whole time i just wanted to get the fuck out of there asap. so uncomfortable.
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Nov-20-2008 01:32
bananas
baby i got your money
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
The secret is to drink so much that you wouldn't remember you've cheated, that way your conscience is clear
yes! I bet she spread lots of PLUR that night.
