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| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
aaron was just working with what i gave him. now, i have something here for him also. its 8.5 inches long, 3 inches wide and it raises its head when you call it "stumpy". most of the time it smells like a fresh summer breeze but sometimes smells like shit too(i hate all 7 people who will start with the gay jokes. dumbasses.). let me see you work that you studmuffin, you. |
8.5 inches measured from the asshole maybe.
Well, out of all the drama in this thread, I think we were the only ones that got told to take it offline. I'm still not convinced by your "Yo, I'm Miki, I'm a badass, I'm the last angry man, I'm the motherf*ckin alpha male, or at least that's what I want people to think so they don't realize I'm actually a massive closet homo who goes to sleep every night fantasizing about getting pounded in the ass by Christian Bale wearing the Batman helmet" act, but we managed to scare a few people so I give credit where credit is due. No pussy "oh now you've gone and hurt my feelings" drama here, so yes, I said it, respect. But you'll still have to find someone else to play with your retractable penis, that is assuming they can find it.
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