BERLIN, Germany -- A 34 year old auto-worker was rushed to the emergency ward this weekend when his genitals started to suffer from necropsy. The unidentified man had a strange fetish for an extreme form of genital chastity which stopped the blood flow to his testicles and penis for more than four days.

The married father of four claimed he enjoyed the constriction caused by the pipe-fitting rings used in valves at the assembly plant where he worked, and that his wife had no idea about his strange liking. He is quoted as saying that he would leave them on for days at a time and usually had no problem removing them. Unable to get the device off his genitals the man went to a friends home who was also unable to remove the metal rings.

Complaining of loss of sensation he then went to the local hospital where a shocked and horrified medical team had to call in a locksmith to blast the homemade vice open. After four hours of drilling the device was removed, and doctors are still not certain if the mans genitals will have to be removed due to onset of gangrene.


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Last edited by 3jaz on Dec-26-2002 at 12:42

Hahaha and Homer to the USMC gaurd!

Homer: "Hey are you like one of those english statues" *giggles*

USMC guy punches homer

USMC Guy: "Lt. (insert name here) UNITED STATES MARINE CORE!"

and

Homer: " Hey look Bart, i'm in America, I'm in Australia, I'm in America, i'm in Australia!"

Bart: "Alright dad..."

USMC guy punches homer

USMC Guy: "Here in America, we don't take that kinda crap!"

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hahaha
far out your recalling it like it was just on
how bout the american toilet
hahaha its all intricate and large and spurts out a little bit of water
homer: "oh say can you see....."
hahaha

trancebunny those are some dirty photos please stop

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Sydney FORECAST
Fri, Dec 27

Clearing shower
min: 17°C
max: 25°C

Melbourne FORECAST
Fri, Dec 27

Increasing sunshine
min: 13°C
max: 23°C

Haha, i don't remember anything else, lets talk about other fav simpsons episodes. You can never go wrong with the simpsons

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i like this better

yeah there are so many
homer is stuck in the mud
homer:"uh oh this is gonna take a whole lot of floorin"
later
homer: "hah when you really think about it, mud is really wet dirt"

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hey check it out
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Hahaha, What about the episode where they go under witness protection as the Thompsons.

CIA Guys: "Now when i stomp on your foot and point at you, you are going to say Hello,
HELLO Mr. Thompson!!!" *stomp Stomp stomp* *point*

Homer looks at other CIA guy.

Homer: "pssss i think he's talking to you.. "

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jesus christ!!!!!
dude!
plz delete those pics before i go blind!!!!!!

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quote:

Originally posted by OLi_A hey check it out just earned some stripes im a senior tranceaddict!

CONGRATS

250 is your next target, now get out there and whore away solider