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Originally posted by hitokiri granted but the woman doing the pedicure cuts too deep into ur toes causing it to get infected and now you have to get it amputated i wish i was able to do instantanious (sp) teleportation cause i hate having to travel on the subways

granted, but you cannot control your teleportation destination


I wish to have controllable invisibility.

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Originally posted by UWM granted, but you cannot control your teleportation destination I wish to have controllable invisibility.

granted, but you can't move while invisible

i wish i got drunk off apple juice (har har!)

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted, but you can't move while invisible i wish i got drunk off apple juice (har har!)

granted, but you suck, and have no friends, so you become an alchoholic and die at home, alone, and no one finds out for months whent he bank comes to repo your house for not paying for utilities and house payments.


i wish that bill gates had gotten laid in highschool, so he didn't steal the idea for windows from steve jobs.

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Originally posted by enferno granted, but you suck, and have no friends, so you become an alchoholic and die at home, alone, and no one finds out for months whent he bank comes to repo your house for not paying for utilities and house payments. i wish that bill gates had gotten laid in highschool, so he didn't steal the idea for windows from steve jobs.

granted, instead he gets laid and becomes a bum....grows up. and shoots you in the face after you and him get into an argument at the local 7-11 over who's grilled cheese it was. and now you're dead...in the afterlife i see you and kick your ass for making me die alone

i wish i was a pirate!

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted, instead he gets laid and becomes a bum....grows up. and shoots you in the face after you and him get into an argument at the local 7-11 over who's grilled cheese it was. and now you're dead...in the afterlife i see you and kick your ass for making me die alone i wish i was a pirate!

granted, but you have no crew.

I wish I didn't have mosquito bites

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but you have no crew. I wish I didn't have mosquito bites

granted, but now you have lepracy and are slowy dying from your wounds. on another note, you were banished to an island all by yourself and have no friends, cuz they thought you were a lleprachaun

i wish i had a vagina instead of a penis.

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Originally posted by enferno granted, but now you have lepracy and are slowy dying from your wounds. on another note, you were banished to an island all by yourself and have no friends, cuz they thought you were a lleprachaun i wish i had a vagina instead of a penis.

granted, but you still have balls and you now pregnant.

I wish school was over

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Originally posted by enferno granted, but now you have lepracy and are slowy dying from your wounds. on another note, you were banished to an island all by yourself and have no friends, cuz they thought you were a lleprachaun i wish i had a vagina instead of a penis.

granted but you have huge penis like clitoris which forces you to live on the secluded island with leporasy infected pirate bas

i wish i didn't have leporasy anymore

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted but you have huge penis like clitoris which forces you to live on the secluded island with leporasy infected pirate bas i wish i didn't have leporasy anymore

granted, but you're stuck on an island with 100's of other people who have leprosy, and have a 100% of getting it again.

I wish dj_bas could respond quicker to posts

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but you're stuck on an island with 100's of other people who have leprosy, and have a 100% of getting it again. I wish dj_bas could respond quicker to posts

not granted!! muhaha

i wish i had no teeth and became the toothless gooker named Gums, and stil had my penis-like clit.

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Originally posted by enferno not granted!! muhaha i wish i had no teeth and became the toothless gooker named Gums, and stil had my penis-like clit.

granted, but now you give the best gummed up blowjobs ever

i wish i was a fish

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