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Originally posted by dj_bas I wish I was a fish

granted, but now I'm eating you


I wish I was the dictator of the world, and I could not be killed or catch any diseases or have any deformities

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but now you have penises danging from all over your body. I wish I was the dictator of the world, and I could not be killed or catch any diseases or have any deformities

granted but you're the dictator of the smallest world in the smallest planet

i wish you granted my wish of being a fish

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted but you're the dictator of the smallest world in the smallest planet i wish you granted my wish of being a fish

granted

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted

yah but you had to edit

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i wish you fockers would get making wishes and get in the kitchen and bake me a pie!

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Originally posted by ATL_Trancer i wish you fockers would get making wishes and get in the kitchen and bake me a pie!

granted...but you are allergic to the pie and you end up in the ER. while in the ER your house burns down and everything you hold of value is destroyed. you tell the insurance guy that your one of a kind picasso was damaged in the fire, and you are sent to prison for insurance fraud.

eat a pie end up in jail (like those snickers commercials)

i wish that i could smoke some ganj right now...just a bit to get me through the last hour of work

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted...but you are allergic to the pie and you end up in the ER. while in the ER your house burns down and everything you hold of value is destroyed. you tell the insurance guy that your one of a kind picasso was damaged in the fire, and you are sent to prison for insurance fraud. eat a pie end up in jail (like those snickers commercials) i wish that i could smoke some ganj right now...just a bit to get me through the last hour of work

granted, but your dealer chino didn't tell you that it was realy laced wtih laundry detergent. congradulations, you have 4 more hours to live.

i wish i had terminal cancer.

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Originally posted by enferno granted, but your dealer chino didn't tell you that it was realy laced wtih laundry detergent. congradulations, you have 4 more hours to live. i wish i had terminal cancer.

granted, so you blow all of your money on sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll, only to find out that you are actually perfectly healthy, but now all of your money is gone and you have to live on the streets as a bum, only to get run over by someone who doesn't care by one of those huge ass mothafucka suvs, who leaves you to die a slow and painful death by the side of the road. even the vultures don't wait for you to die before they pick your eyes out and eat your scrotum.





i wish javi and stephen would get here already so we could go to our dealer and get high

Last edited by TheKidsWantTechno on May-19-2005 at 01:44

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Originally posted by ATL_Trancer granted, so you blow all of your money on sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll, only to find out that you are actually perfectly healthy, but now all of your money is gone and you have to live on the streets as a bum, only to get run over by someone who doesn't care by one of those huge ass mothafucka suvs, who leaves you to die a slow and painful death by the side of the road. even the vultures don't wait for you to die before they pick your eyes out and eat your scrotum. i wish javi and stephen would get here already so we could go to our dealer and get high

granted, but they are TEH EVIL ZOMBIES!!!!!! So you have to kill them

I wish my left arm was 1' bigger than my right arm

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but they are TEH EVIL ZOMBIES!!!!!! So you have to kill them I wish my left arm was 1' bigger than my right arm

granted, but now you look retarded, so no one will ever touch your penis

i wish i didn't have to break up w/ mark

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa granted, but now you look retarded, so no one will ever touch your penis i wish i didn't have to break up w/ mark

Granted, you become a siamese twin; with his head coming out of your neck.

I wish I was the heavy weight campion of teh world!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Granted, you become a siamese twin; with his head coming out of your neck. I wish I was the heavy weight campion of teh world!

granted, but now you're fat and mean, so you have no friends, and die confused from all the brain damage.

i wish i had elastic powers like that chick from the incredibles.