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Originally posted by Slylee lol that chick was really annoying. she was very quiet in the beginning of the night, but once she started drinking, she didn't shut up. she kept talking my ear off about her fuck buddy and how she wants more but she doesn't let him know that cuz she has to "be on top of her game" and bla bla bla the other one was annoying too. after we left the club we went to grub out at this taco joint on south beach and she was bitching out the people because her taco beef was spicy and she can't eat spicy food and bla bla bla! and to make it worse, they both have these thick, trashy NY accents.

Are you talking about the fat chick or slutlips on the left?

*edit* i mean which one was which?

yea thank god craig kept coming over to rescue me. he could tell i was like, "HELP!"

hahaha


i dunno where boatboy found those chicks, but those are his friends. the guys were cool...especially that asian guy. i did shots with him all night.




*fat chick on the right is the one who got wasted and started spilling her guts to me about her fuck buddy. the one on the left was the bitchy picky one who was griping about her taco at 5 in the morning even though she was drunk.

i'll friggin eat ANYTHING when i'm drunk...i dunno how she was sitting there bitching. i finally said to her, "ok calm down drama queen" and everyone laughed and she got defensive.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Damn, she unfortunately fits the typical stereotype of "DRUNK FAT CHICKS"


you shouldve stuffed a dildo in her mouth

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Originally posted by Mebot Damn, she unfortunately fits the typical stereotype of "DRUNK FAT CHICKS" you shouldve stuffed a dildo in her mouth

my friend phillip (the one who invited them out) was talking to me on the phone the next day and was like, "yea do u like camping? we should all go camping in the Keys this month".

hahaha

i was like, "uhh, i'll get back to you on that one"

i can only imagine being stuck camping with that fat blabbly bitch all drunk in the woods on the beach there would be no escape!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

fat people don't camp. you've got nothing to worry about.

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Originally posted by Mebot fat people don't camp. you've got nothing to worry about.

neither do picky new yorker bitches who gripe about a taco at 5 in the morning at some crappy south beach 24 hour place... so i guess i'm in the clear!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee neither do picky new yorker bitches who gripe about a taco at 5 in the morning at some crappy south beach 24 hour place... so i guess i'm in the clear!

I wouldn't much figure you for a camper either.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

why everyone giving ricki lake a hard time ... it's in her nature to be talkative.

i think it's cool you gotta party with ricki slylee...

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I wouldn't much figure you for a camper either.

ha. that is where you are very wrong my friend.


i've been camping probably more times than you can count, and in places you'll probably never go so



like the grand canyon in AZ (Twice...and i not only camped there, but i hiked it) and Mt. Fugi outside of Tokyo where i hiked 13k feet and couldn't make it to the top because there was a typhoon and i had mountain sickness...

oh yea Yosemite National Park in cali where i also went rock climbing and hiked about 30 ft from a bear...


bet you never would have guessed, but i am quite the outdoorsy type. i love camping and hiking and all that shit. my dad got me into it.

i've even had to puke in an outhouse for 8 hours straight because i got food poisioning from an MRE my dad had left over from the gulf war that i insisted on eating cuz i thought it would be cool.

i've done lots more too, but i think i've bragged enough in this post.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Jamie, I'm into camping too. Right now I'm pitching a tent

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Originally posted by igottaknow Jamie, I'm into camping too. Right now I'm pitching a tent

next time buy the four person sleeper and not the kid's igloo