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Originally posted by jonas That would have been great if your head exploded

every night in yo mama's mouth

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pwnd

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"I played 12.30 til close at 3am at the club (Antro), following on from an Australian dj,
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Originally posted by Dirk W. i don't know if i had my shit spiked or just drank my weight in alcohol but i seriously do not recall the second part of that night.

Dirk, I found this white pouch on the floor by the bar and was throwing it away when you stopped me and said "hey, I need some sugar in my vodka".

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Originally posted by architect1803 Dirk, I found this white pouch on the floor by the bar and was throwing it away when you stopped me and said "hey, I need some sugar in my vodka".

that would explain a lot... ugh, i need to watch how much i drink - no more losing control dirk. stop it!!

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Originally posted by Dirk W. that would explain a lot... ugh, i need to watch how much i drink - no more losing control dirk. stop it!!

record.
repeat.

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Originally posted by iclone record. repeat.

no no no, he was good this time. Nothing beats c-los at Gab/Dresden @ BarRio in 2006. I got so plastered, I threw up pineapples and soda cans on the parking lot then passed out in my car.

I think that was the day I tried to make out with Nicole. That, too, failed miserably. Not even did plan B go into effect there

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Originally posted by architect1803 no no no, he was good this time. Nothing beats c-los at Gab/Dresden @ BarRio in 2006. I got so plastered, I threw up pineapples and soda cans on the parking lot then passed out in my car. I think that was the day I tried to make out with Nicole. That, too, failed miserably. Not even did plan B go into effect there

Clearly you also failed at death since you threw up soda cans and somehow survived

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"I played 12.30 til close at 3am at the club (Antro), following on from an Australian dj,
which seemed unusual in deepest Texas." - Judge Jules

lmao soda

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Originally posted by iclone record. repeat.

no kidding. miami was a disaster too... i really got wrecked that night.


i will not drink that much again
i will not go out by myself
i will not wander the streets of miami with strippers at 3am looking for bottles of grey goose

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Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic lmao soda

, literally bro. I felt the chucks (of idk what) pouring out of my mouth.


/insert gay TA comment here/

[QUOTE]Originally posted by architect1803
, literally bro. I felt the chucks of man gravy pouring out of my mouth.


Fixed

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Originally posted by jonas [QUOTE]Originally posted by Carlos Pereira , literally bro. I felt the chucks of man gravy pouring out of my mouth. Fixed

I will cut you Jonas.