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| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
Dearest Spec,
I'm so glad that you've come to understand that we all hate your fucking guts. You are truly a prick and deserve to have your testicles ripped from your body and fed to you. I hope that you find utter misery in your life.
However, thank you for your kind words in respect to my current love affair with your father. I agree that we are lucky and we plan to share each others company for many years to come.
xoxoxo,
Floorfiller |
Dear Floorfiller,
Thank you for your kind words of affection.
They say that most hate comes from feelings of jealousy, so I open an invitation to attend my school of excellence where you will be trained in the life skills needed to be recognised as a charming successful person, and this should put those feelings to rest.
As for your recommendation that I find utter misery, well since I seem to be talking to you already, this is solved.
Sincerely,
spec
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TA all round nice guy.
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