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Originally posted by Mebot Granted but you're allergic to rosemary so every time you brush your teeth your throat closes up and you almost die. I wish i was at a baseball game right now.

granted, but you were kicked out for no reason.

i wish for a alienware computer

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Originally posted by XoxidE granted, but you were kicked out for no reason. i wish for a alienware computer

I don't know what an alienware computer is

Granted! But the pages only upload to this picture:






I wish John Travolta would quit calling me.

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Originally posted by Estella I don't know what an alienware computer is Granted! But the pages only upload to this picture: I wish John Travolta would quit calling me.

best gaming computer ever!!


granted, but it wasent john travolta, it was who ever you wanted to sleep with...

i wish for some of chili's ribs

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granted, but they're so amazingly delicious that you throw up from shock and go into a comatose state

i wish my girlfriend were more talkative

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granted, but all she talks about is her period and shoes.

i wish... i won the million dollar lottery.

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Originally posted by Inertia granted, but all she talks about is her period and shoes. i wish... i won the million dollar lottery.

Good one. But how's that so different than 80% of us?

Granted! But 3/4 of that goes to Oprah's "Blacks are superior" charity.

I wish to be on a nude beach in Fiji, throwing down margaritas, Don Julio, on the rocks, with a salted rim. Oh yes, my lounge chair needs to be in the water also.

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Originally posted by Estella Good one. But how's that so different than 80% of us? Granted! But 3/4 of that goes to Oprah's "Blacks are superior" charity. I wish to be on a nude beach in Fiji, throwing down margaritas, Don Julio, on the rocks, with a salted rim. Oh yes, my lounge chair needs to be in the water also.

granted but then you get eaten by a starving nudist.

I wish I had a sound system that could push 1 hertz.

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Originally posted by Desty Nova granted but then you get eaten by a starving nudist. I wish I had a sound system that could push 1 hertz.

Granted but I get drunk and puke all over it and it doesn't work anymore.


I wish I was immune to poison ivy.

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted but I get drunk and puke all over it and it doesn't work anymore. I wish I was immune to poison ivy.

Granted but now you have herpes.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat.

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Originally posted by jonze234 Granted but now you have herpes. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat.

The rabbit is dead...

I wish I had a show this weekend...

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Originally posted by DJ RJT The rabbit is dead... I wish I had a show this weekend...

Granted, but its a peep show at a nursing home.


I wish I had a tree house.

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Originally posted by jonze234 Granted, but its a peep show at a nursing home. I wish I had a tree house.

Granted but it catches fire and your trapdoor doesn't work causing six of your friends to burn to death; you blame yourself for this senseless tragedy and commit suicide 6 months later.


I wish I had the world's biggest Venus flytrap in my backyard.