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| quote: | Originally posted by spec
Dear Floorfiller,
Thank you for your kind words of affection.
They say that most hate comes from feelings of jealousy, so I open an invitation to attend my school of excellence where you will be trained in the life skills needed to be recognised as a charming successful person, and this should put those feelings to rest.
As for your recommendation that I find utter misery, well since I seem to be talking to you already, this is solved.
Sincerely,
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Oh my little Specy poo,
Thank you for your generous invitation to attend Spec's school of assholes and dicksuckers, but I must unfortunately decline your offer. It is true that I have recognized your great asshole personality and remain jealous that I myself cannot become such a dicksucker. However, I remain hopeful that I may someday truly express my utter contempt for you in a manner that will have a great impact on you. Until then, I must remain vigilant in my proclaiming you TA ****** of the year. Congratulations on this special occasion.
Thinking of you and vomiting,
Floorfiller
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