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Originally posted by Mebot I wish I had the world's biggest Venus flytrap in my backyard.

Granted, but it belongs to your girlfriends vagin0r and now everytime you try to fuk her.......it's a trap!


I wish I didn't have to work an 11pm-6am shift at j-crew

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink I wish I didn't have to work an 11pm-6am shift at j-crew

Granted but now you have to work an 11pm-6am shift at the zoo cleaning the gorilla cage.


I wish my knees bent backwards like a stork.

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Originally posted by Mebot I wish my knees bent backwards like a stork.

granted but you have to be "on your knees" for an entire prison block...



i wish i won the world's series of poker...

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Originally posted by Mebot I wish my knees bent backwards like a stork.

Granted, but you have no motor control so you're always kicking yourself in the face.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller granted but you have to be "on your knees" for an entire prison block... i wish i won the world's series of poker...

Granted... but it's the World Series of Gay Strip Poker...

I wish it was Thursday @ 2PM

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Originally posted by DJ RJT Granted... but it's the World Series of Gay Strip Poker... I wish it was Thursday @ 2PM

granted...but this is the same time you accidentally caught your great grandmother naked.

I wish I make straight A's on all of my tests in school.

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Originally posted by stevieboy32808 I wish I make straight A's on all of my tests in school.

Granted but you have to suck dick to get those A's


I wish I had explosive razor sharp hair follicles that I could launch at unsuspecting people in the park.

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted but you have to suck dick to get those A's I wish I had explosive razor sharp hair follicles that I could launch at unsuspecting people in the park.

granted, but the only hair you have is on your back




i wish i had a plane ticket to europe

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Originally posted by Floorfiller granted, but the only hair you have is on your back i wish i had a plane ticket to europe

granted, but you have a 62 hour delay in Winnepeg.

I wish for more wishes.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller granted, but the only hair you have is on your back

just pointing out, that that's not necessarily a corruption... i'd actually find that quite hilarious

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Originally posted by Mebot just pointing out, that that's not necessarily a corruption... i'd actually find that quite hilarious

you'd be like.. a superhuman porcupine

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} granted, but you have a 62 hour delay in Winnepeg. I wish for more wishes.

Granted but, for every extra wish you use, one day is subtracted from your life.


I wish for a body that is impervious to aging, disease, and injury.

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