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Originally posted by bas We've been over this, my masturbation is more akin to a "crymax" than a hate fuck. Seriously, Krypton and Yuki doing anything creeps me out and every thread seems to find it's way in that direction. I just picture them at home on Google trying to figure out how to have sex and Yuki saying, "You have to put that thing where?! Grossss!!" Then Krypton dies a little inside and has to fuck a warm bagel.

you're supposed to skip over posts based on the user name

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Originally posted by Slylee bas do you ever hate fuck? i bet you do.

agreed.

And Myra - no, you guys weren't annoying. Didn't even realize you two were together for a little while.

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Originally posted by Slylee lolol jenny i'm on my way to the salon to get some more highlights around my face.

By "salon" you actually mean "to visit Patrick", and by "highlights around my face" you actually mean "loads on my face", amirite?

LOL

i love you dude


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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by bas Then Krypton dies a little inside and has to fuck a warm bagel.

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Originally posted by bas Then Krypton dies a little inside and has to fuck a warm bagel.

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Originally posted by bas warm bagel.

Now I'm hungry.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Zild yes i've always wanted to face punch rob

but you don't want to face punch me, right? maybe an ass punch?

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You don't want an ass punch from him. Mine is STILL covered in bruises from DEMF.

Oh and the backs of my legs from Bas and my other friend. Fucking jerks totally took advantage of my high agreeableness.

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Originally posted by jennypie Oh and the backs of my legs from Bas and my other friend. Fucking jerks totally took advantage of my high agreeableness.

I believe I actually said to George, "let's make her legs look a crackwhore's!" *bap bap bap*

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Originally posted by bas I believe I actually said to George, "let's make her legs look a crackwhore's!" *bap bap bap*

did you get her with the bitch fists?

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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