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Originally posted by elFreak just don't get the warming one...big nono for the butthole.

i know, i tried that one and went back to the jelly, but it didn't last.

warming gel/liquid in the ass will lead to a pissed off woman.

vag only.

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Originally posted by elFreak warming gel/liquid in the ass will lead to a pissed off woman. vag only.

my ex didn't like the warming sensation KY stuff in her vag either. but honestly, I think spit is the way to go for anal, just gotta do the one/two/three finger thing with plenty of spit each time and then ease 'er in. LOL a colleague at work said the trick is for her to take a hot shower and then stick it up her pooper. Haven't tried that yet. LOL.

just stop fucking in the ass!

it's not natural

(aside from hot diarrhea) the arsehole does not produce wetness during penetration. Wetness is needed for successful sex and this means that a hole not producing such wetness should not be penetrated.

Fuck the ancient fucks who fucked eachother in the ass. Doesn't make it right.

I can't wait to have awesome normal sex on thursday when I come home.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

something is not natural because you fail at it...nice.

i feel sorry for your boyfriend and laugh harder about the fact that you need to tell us how much you can't wait to have sex. No one cares.

*attenchun*

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Originally posted by elFreak No one cares.

I care, u asshole.

*fap fap fap*

i don't care enough to look for the link but i feel sorry for your girlfriend because she probably doesn't know about your acquired immune deficiency syndrome from that helluva catch who sharted out explosive diarrhea all over your bed because you fucked her in the ass with olive oil

and you say *i* fail at anal?

lol at least I know when to stop
fag

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox sharted out explosive diarrhea all over your bed because you fucked her in the ass with olive oil

LMFAO

see you are rambling nonsense, while the fact is you failed at something as simple as anal sex so all of a sudden everyone else who does it is un natural.

perogie face.

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practice makes perfect
at least I can admit when I'm a noob at something instead of going around plagiarizing wikipedia and pretending I know everything

go eat a dildo
wedding singer

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

I like perogies.

why would you chastise others for doing something that you have admitted
being interested in doing yourself?

there is no wiki here...fuck everyone has seen the pics.

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