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| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Yeah, police are fucking idiots. I get harassed by them all the time, but they never actually arrest me so I can't be bothered to make much of an issue of it.
I take jogs late at night, i.e. 3 am or so, and a lot of the time, a cop will pull up in his car and ask some stupid question like -
"what are you running from?"
What kind of stupid question is that? First of all, I'm not running, I'm jogging. If I were running from something and I was only going that fast, I'd be the saddest sack of shit in the world. Second, if I were running from something, would I have my headphones on? Of course not, I'd be listening to see if whatever it was I was running from was nearby. Fucking stupid asshole cops.
Then, sometimes, just because they're bored, I suppose, even after I explain to them why the suggestion that I'm running from something is completely retarded, they ask more stupid questions, such as -
"isn't it a bit late to be going for a jog?"
As if I've got some sort of alterior motive. No, dipshit, I decided to go rob a convenience store and thought it might be nice to bring my mp3 player along and I was jogging there because, you see, I'm a very impatient person. I mean, maybe it's late for most people, but you don't fucking know me, so how would you have any idea whether or not it would be late for me? Fucking idiots.
It makes one want to be a criminal, because beating up on such pathetic competition would surely be quite profitable.
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omg that was quite entertaining. 
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