here's one..
i'm not too sure if it's posted yet, i'm too lazy to read the thread...

hey baby, you know i'm a dj?
can i stick my needle in your groove?

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ummm...must be a dj thing

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Originally posted by DJ_Shockwav here's one.. i'm not too sure if it's posted yet, i'm too lazy to read the thread... hey baby, you know i'm a dj? can i stick my needle in your groove?

hehe Laughing Out Loud. That one is funny. Especially as a dj.

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Originally posted by Dj Lex I think the girl is gonna laugh at you dude if you say something like that

you know,
i was kiddin about that line...

Nice contributions all. I´m going out in Stockholms city tonight so I think I will use some from here
NOOOOOOTTT actually I don´t use bad pic up lines (anymore)

There was a couple of girl who walked up to once and asked me if I wanted to go and have some hot dogs with the (dunno what they meant byeating hot dogs) anyway I didn´t think they were very hot so I turned them down by saying I don´t like hot dogs, and I don´t for real

One thing though I used once, I just came up with it real spontanious, as I was walking up to the bar I walked by this nice girl, and I just stopped as I saw her and said "HHHHiiiiii!!!! Are you here ?(acting surprised like she was a old friend) and she played along and said "HHiiii!! yeah, how you been" and so the conversation had began, and guess were that ended up

c-ya

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Last edited by SteveTranz4ever on Jun-02-2001 at 11:21

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Originally posted by SteveTranz4ever Nice contributions all. I´m going out in Stockholms city tonight so I think I will use some from here NOOOOOOTTT actually I don´t use bad pic up lines (anymore) There was a couple of girl who walked up to once and asked me if I wanted to go and have some hot dogs with the (dunno what they meant byeating hot dogs) anyway I didn´t think they were very hot so I turned them down by saying I don´t like hot dogs, and I don´t for real One thing though I used once, I just came up with it real spontanious, as I was walking up to the bar I walked by this nice girl, and I just stopped as I saw her and said "HHHHiiiiii!!!! Are you here ?(acting surprised like she was a old friend) and she played along and said "HHiiii!! yeah, how you been" and so the conversation had began, and guess were that ended up c-ya

You sneaky bastard. Hehe. I think i know where it ended

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Originally posted by DJ_Shockwav here's one.. i'm not too sure if it's posted yet, i'm too lazy to read the thread... hey baby, you know i'm a dj? can i stick my needle in your groove?

umm..i dont know about this one...any line that refers to your dick as a needle equals NOT GOOD. Ever heard the term needle dick?

dick + needle = not good

"So, do you like oral sex?"

One for one. ;-)

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