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if j00 w4nt 2 b3 a l33t hax0r0r0z0d0rz00z0rzr00zr0rz0zr0rz l1k3 m3 j00 hav3 2 hav3 the sk1llZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@#@!!!!!!1111111111!!@!#@!#@!#@#!@#cat!#@!#
St3p 0n3
j00 muSt ach13v3 PWNAGE!!!
St3p Tw0
G0 to y0ur pr3pub3sc3nt g1rlfr1end (KROFLz0r0z0z!!!)
St3p ThrEe
T3ll h3r that j00 have ach13v3d PWNAGE. sh3 will run 0ut of th3 hous3 in dismay.
St3p F0ur (j00 getting cl0se my hax0ring fr1end!! she is teh lose, u r teh win!!)
Hax0r into h0tmail: Try l0ts 0f diff3r3nt passwords, like h3r pets names, z1pc0de, or h3r favorite P0werPuff Gurl. Th3s3 are 1337 hax0r tr1cks teh PROS use!!!!!!
if j00 r uns3cc3ssfull, g0 h0me and jack 0ff to pr0n
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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.
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