Most guys thinking on how to get girls is totally flawed. PM me and I can help you out.

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Originally posted by davedresden oh my fucking god i die, dave

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Originally posted by eye_03 this isnt that thread. its a new, improved, helping me out thread. on the other hand, i could write a letter, definetly much better than the one that guy wrote in that other thread.

Ask her if she wants to go have a nice romantic dinner @ McDs. Then if you're a true gentleman, offer her your happy meal toy.

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happy meals are for pussies and 5 year olds
i say get a mcflurry and feed it to eachother.
now THAT'S romantic.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

nono no its all about parfait. you ever heard someone say no I dont like no parfait?

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Originally posted by SpArKLeS4 Eye_3... if u ever wanna get a decent girl, don't listen to Davinox.. he tries way too hard and is too disrespectful to us girls out there.. calling us bitches.. what the hell is that?? ...

shut up bitch.

pm me with your nekked pix.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by davinox shut up bitch. pm me with your nekked pix.

i agree, send me some beef curtain pix, make sure they are fully open- so i can get the "gynocologist special" peek.

Dude ......you're money!!!!!!!!!!!! Money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dood u played a hand... and you lost... if she wants to start sumthing in the future perhaps let, her, otherwise there are 5.999999 billion other ppl in the face of this planet...

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his killer beat's! Ain't nothin' U can do to make it stop cause trance makes the world go round, so cut the act...

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i think were at 6.5 bill now

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Originally posted by davinox shut up bitch. pm me with your nekked pix.

That's so mean!!! Whatever guys... and sorry.. no naked pics..

b/c he was so serious and all

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal