Originally posted by reso
u are all steve nerdsters.
Yes, and very proud of it...
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Aug-02-2003 02:25
joeh
NIAT
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: London, UK
Steve Hamster Live Chat: 01/08/2003
i got one: is he actually a hamster?
Joe says:
are you actually a hamster?
Steve Hamster says:
my mother was a hamster, does that answer your question?
kinda could be cross-bread
Steve Hamster says:
I am not a mongrel shitface
is he hamster sized or human sized?
Joe says:
are you hamster or man sized?
Steve Hamster says:
I am the size of a small cow
ask him if he really like brie on toast
Joe says:
mako also wishes to know if you really like brie on toast
Steve Hamster says:
It doesnt agree with my system.
Steve Hamster says:
I had terrible shits last time i ate brie
[03:22:58] give us details of your sex life
Joe says:
Mako wishes to know certain details on your sex life.
Steve Hamster says:
On one occasion i had babies with a fellow hamster - but she ate them so im a bit scared of making anymore
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Aug-02-2003 02:32
Mako
Old School.
Registered: Jul 2001
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by joeh152
Steve Hamster Live Chat: 01/08/2003
i got one: is he actually a hamster?
Joe says:
are you actually a hamster?
Steve Hamster says:
my mother was a hamster, does that answer your question?
kinda could be cross-bread
Steve Hamster says:
I am not a mongrel shitface
is he hamster sized or human sized?
Joe says:
are you hamster or man sized?
Steve Hamster says:
I am the size of a small cow
ask him if he really like brie on toast
Joe says:
mako also wishes to know if you really like brie on toast
Steve Hamster says:
It doesnt agree with my system.
Steve Hamster says:
I had terrible shits last time i ate brie
[03:22:58] give us details of your sex life
Joe says:
Mako wishes to know certain details on your sex life.
Steve Hamster says:
On one occasion i had babies with a fellow hamster - but she ate them so im a bit scared of making anymore
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Aug-02-2003 03:31
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
rofl
and brie on toast rules.
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Aug-02-2003 03:34
DJ_Lord
Bittersweet Symphony
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Bella Vista
Who is Steve Hamster if I may ask?
Aug-02-2003 03:38
IpLaYWiTLiGhTs
FIST PUMP
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Hawaii :D
omfg this is one of the most hilarious threads I've ever seen...
The Punk remix made me almost die, but the Kernkraft remix sent me straight to heaven.
Originally posted by siastyle
Okay iv hurd the Album and lemmi tell you guyz.... Tiesto is gono make it back to the top again with these hits. The thing about it is that hes trying 2 bring a new style tho just like he did with Just be and it worked. they songs areunt TOO HIGHT up. but the vocals acaully are the best thing in 2007. The Track Carpe Noctum is like traffic but it hink he could of prefected the shit ouf it. but generalllyy its an amazing album...oh and Ten Seconds Before Sunrise is like Forever today TIMES 12
Aug-02-2003 10:03
narcism
faithless fangirl
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Let go of my mind
I was with stevie when he was a bedroom dj...
since he turned all pro he doesnt fuck me anymore
Aug-02-2003 12:11
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by InAcoma
I was with stevie when he was a bedroom dj...
since he turned all pro he doesnt fuck me anymore
that can be arranged
ps #ukta
Aug-02-2003 12:15
narcism
faithless fangirl
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Let go of my mind
quote:
Originally posted by Ian^
that can be arranged
But, he is just too good for me these days...
his like got two huge tracks and travels so much.. i want my old stevie back
Aug-02-2003 12:20
burns
Jeep Sex
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: uK
Muahahahahaha Awesome shit !
Aug-02-2003 12:55
joeh
NIAT
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: London, UK
It is my sad duty to report that steve hamster has died after a freak exercise wheel accident.
Police have said that the causes of death are 'supicious'. DJ Tiesto, who last week said that Steve Hamster's total 1337ness has put him to shame, was seen running from the scene.
An arrest warrent has been issued for Tiesto, for crimes against ears - and the lesser charge of murder.
