1. growing old
2. infinity
3. cease existing

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GIGANTIC CUNT

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Originally posted by igottaknow 1. growing old 2. infinity 3. cease existing

1. Existence
2. Consciousness

WHY THE FUCK MY GODDAMN CELLPHONE KEEPS TALKING TO ME

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Alcoholic Alliance
The Ecstasy (MDMA) Bible Thread 2.0

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

Because a block of cheese fell on its ass and killed it.

1) How a girl (whom you've already had sex with, and who says she likes you a 100X) can say she can't keep her hands off of you, calls you to go out the next day clubbing with her friends, then hides behind her friends and doesn't pay any attention to you. Then tries to avoid talking to you altogether.

2) Why people wear their ballcaps with the beak on a 45 degree angle from their head? Did they lose the instructions?

3) Why I made an ass of myself in all 3 of the 5 days I went out last week.

4) Why girls play strange mind games?

5) Why my brother (6 years younger than I) gets more action than I do?

6) WTF was I thinking this weekend when I made an ass out of myself?

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Originally posted by USMC_Greg 1) How a girl (whom you've already had sex with, and who says she likes you a 100X) can say she can't keep her hands off of you, calls you to go out the next day clubbing with her friends, then hides behind her friends and doesn't pay any attention to you. Then tries to avoid talking to you altogether.

That's just one good reason why you never, ever go out with her friends.

Unless they're hot.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by DigiNut YES! Fucking essay names... that should be in the rant thread too. P.S. ICQ != IRC, whoever said that.

fucking ADD, i guess my argument is pointless then....


unless i make a statement of IRC vs. MSN myself

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Originally posted by whiskers fucking ADD, i guess my argument is pointless then.... unless i make a statement of IRC vs. MSN myself

You can try, but it wouldn't do much good, since IRC only lets you use 9 letters in your nickname anyway...

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by DigiNut You can try, but it wouldn't do much good, since IRC only lets you use 9 letters in your nickname anyway...

depends on the network i've been kicked for screwing up people's screens with long names.

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Originally posted by gwrmarines Why can't we go to the stars i mean how can something be sooo faaar away it drives me nuts that we will never get to them oh and: a guy runing from the cops they catch him, i didnt do any thing THEN WHY THE FUNK YOU RUNING YOU STUPID MOTHER F*CKER JEEZ

heh. if you lived in my neighborhood you'd know to run from the cops even if you didn't do anything.

especially if you were black.

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You're like a sight for sore eyes, lyrical and gentle, borderlining sentimental...

why is it that i almost get into a car accident every single day?
why can't i get any better at bmx?
why can't I find a punk ass girl that likes trance?

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Phunktronix Mixes

why women dont like football
why people in general r so fucking stupid
why if humans came from apes, apes r still here but all the in between things arent