Jdat & Arturob need to kiss and makeup!
Go back to the way you were and stop making little kittens cry!



See here john.. jack osbourne & art got together to sing you a song.


We loveeeeeeee you jdat
even if-you-are a twat!
but no really we love you
despite the intense smell of ***

its a work in progress :P

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I'll even categorize them:

The "horny and desperate" collection:
-> OMGHI2U!
-> Y HALO THAR BUTSECKZ?
-> *fap fap fap*
-> PICS OR STFU
-> Half-naked pictures in avatars/sigs
-> ARE U HOT?

The "attention whore" collection:
-> I'm drunk!
-> Here's a picture of what I'm drinking!
-> I'm high!
-> Anyone like to get high?
-> I'm SO high!
-> Where can I get drugs?
-> I'm horny!
-> I'm bi-curious!
-> I'm depressed
-> I'm going to commit suicide
-> I'm bored (fucking despise this one)
-> Please allow me to tell you all the dry, boring details of my day that no one could possibly care about (i.e. half the posts in the "bored little banshee" thread)
-> Posting totally unrelated song lyrics (thank you, I know how to use google)
-> Obnoxious flirtation (you know who you are)
-> Men suck
-> Women suck
-> I lost my MP3s

The "I can't read the rules or FAQ" collection:
-> Where can I find MP3s?
-> Where's the hub?
-> What does the different status mean?
-> How do I get custom status?
-> What's a CUE file?
-> How do I change my name?
-> How do I send a PM?

The "bandwagon" collection:
-> PICS OR STFU (again)
-> Owned/0wned/pwned
-> "Best thread ever/evar"
-> I'd hit it!
-> "Binary" posts
-> Anything ending in '0r'
-> 'Gg' and other countrstrike crap
-> Posting logs from IRC in unrelated threads
-> Hip hop sucks
-> Tiesto sucks
-> Techno sucks
-> Jungle sucks
-> Trance sucks
-> I *heart* Ayumi/DJ Rap
-> I *heart* PvD/Armin (for women)

The general stupidity collection:
-> Accrdonig ot a reseahrcer at cmabridge unvieristy... (AKA threads repeated 5 times in the same day)
-> How do I make a girl like me who hates my guts and never speaks to me?
-> Why can't I meet a nice guy?
-> God must have created us, praise God!
-> What's a set?
-> Why doesn't di.fm work?
-> Peopel hu can't spel, nd refews to lern
-> People who cant use an apostrophe and dont know there contractions
-> ppl tht abbrvt evry wrd n cnt use any pnctutn whtsvr in thr sntncs n typ rly lng prgrphs n use wrds lk 'u' n 'o' n '4' n stff... u r so cute not!

That's off the top of my head, I'm sure there's many more...

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2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by DigiNut I'll even categorize them: The "horny and desperate" collection: -> OMGHI2U! -> Y HALO THAR BUTSECKZ? -> *fap fap fap* -> PICS OR STFU -> Half-naked pictures in avatars/sigs -> ARE U HOT? The "attention whore" collection: -> I'm drunk! -> Here's a picture of what I'm drinking! -> I'm high! -> Anyone like to get high? -> I'm SO high! -> Where can I get drugs? -> I'm horny! -> I'm bi-curious! -> I'm depressed -> I'm going to commit suicide -> I'm bored (fucking despise this one) -> Please allow me to tell you all the dry, boring details of my day that no one could possibly care about (i.e. half the posts in the "bored little banshee" thread) -> Posting totally unrelated song lyrics (thank you, I know how to use google) -> Obnoxious flirtation (you know who you are) -> Men suck -> Women suck -> I lost my MP3s The "I can't read the rules or FAQ" collection: -> Where can I find MP3s? -> Where's the hub? -> What does the different status mean? -> How do I get custom status? -> What's a CUE file? -> How do I change my name? -> How do I send a PM? The "bandwagon" collection: -> PICS OR STFU (again) -> Owned/0wned/pwned -> "Best thread ever/evar" -> I'd hit it! -> "Binary" posts -> Anything ending in '0r' -> 'Gg' and other countrstrike crap -> Posting logs from IRC in unrelated threads -> Hip hop sucks -> Tiesto sucks -> Techno sucks -> Jungle sucks -> Trance sucks -> I *heart* Ayumi/DJ Rap -> I *heart* PvD/Armin (for women) The general stupidity collection: -> Accrdonig ot a reseahrcer at cmabridge unvieristy... (AKA threads repeated 5 times in the same day) -> How do I make a girl like me who hates my guts and never speaks to me? -> Why can't I meet a nice guy? -> God must have created us, praise God! -> What's a set? -> Why doesn't di.fm work? -> Peopel hu can't spel, nd refews to lern -> People who cant use an apostrophe and dont know there contractions -> ppl tht abbrvt evry wrd n cnt use any pnctutn whtsvr in thr sntncs n typ rly lng prgrphs n use wrds lk 'u' n 'o' n '4' n stff... u r so cute not! That's off the top of my head, I'm sure there's many more...

Good post

I *heart* you

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Originally posted by DigiNut

Hmmm very thorough ... I approve of your lack of lack of motivation. One thing I disagree with:

"Accrdonig ot a reseahrcer at cmabridge unvieristy... " - I like to use that to mock people. I'm sticking with that or "Have you heard John Ritter died? Johnny Cash too!"

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Originally posted by occrider Hmmm very thorough ... I approve of your lack of lack of motivation. One thing I disagree with: "Accrdonig ot a reseahrcer at cmabridge unvieristy... " - I like to use that to mock people. I'm sticking with that or "Have you heard John Ritter died? Johnny Cash too!"

ELVIS DIED?


OMFG OMFG OMFG I DIEE

Kennedy aswell?


OMGO!$!

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Originally posted by occrider Hmmm very thorough ... I approve of your lack of lack of motivation. One thing I disagree with: "Accrdonig ot a reseahrcer at cmabridge unvieristy... " - I like to use that to mock people. I'm sticking with that or "Have you heard John Ritter died? Johnny Cash too!"

Have you heard that the RIAA is suing people!??

They passed a Rave Act??

Napster got shut down???

They have "instant" messengers now!?

What's this "e" mail thing? Do they send you drugs in the mail?

Oh yeah, and from one of my favourite (not) TA's, this little gem (I'll spare her feelings by not mentioning any names):
"I learned this...

"Don't let the bed bugs bite, good night!"

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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by joeh ELVIS DIED? OMFG OMFG OMFG I DIEE Kennedy aswell? OMGO!$!

Well, I think that's a little too obvious. Mockery is always done so much better with a subtle touch ... especially when they don't realise it but everybody else does. That way you stand the chance of provoking further unwittingly inane responses to be ridiculed. John Ritter and Johnny Cash were good for a bit when the news was relatively fresh, but I think I'm going to have to revert back to good old "Accrdonig ot a reseahrcer at cmabridge unvieristy... "

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Originally posted by fastmp3 joeh thanks for mentionning Ayu because seriously this is getting annoying FFS THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE AYU IN THEIR SIGS OR AVATARS , GET OVER IT ALREADY FOR FURCKIN FUCK'S SAKE , YOU GUYS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF PERVERT WANKERS IN THE SAME LEVEL AS THOSE BRITNEY SPEARS OR CHRISTINA AGUILERA GROUPIES , YOU GUYS ARE THE SAME AND YOU SUCK BIG TIME DID YOU KNOW THAT ?? DID YOU KNOW ALSO THAT IT'S NOT YOUR STUPID AYU THAT PRODUCES OR REMIXES HER MUSIC ?? YOU'VE JUST LOST YOUR MAIN ARGUMENT TO JUSTIFY THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS ARE ALL OVER HER , BUT ALL SHE DOES INSTEAD IS ADDING HER ANNOYING HIGH PITCHED VOICE ! IF EVERYBODY FOLLOWED YOUR LOGIC WE WOULD HAVE PEOPLE HAVING THE VENGA BOYS IN THEIR AVATARS JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY MADE A DECENT REMIX OF THEIR CHEESY-POOFY SONGS ! don't even try to convince me that i'm wrong or whatever , YOU ARE THE WRONG ONES ! now go ahead and a find a new sig/avatar !

you're just a fat fuck who contributes nothing to this site but mindless bullshit like this post...you can't tell me to not like ayumi because you dont like her, i will continue having her in my sig whenever i want to because i enjoy her music and i enjoy jpop in general...now go go shoot yourself in the head or maybe i should take the pleasure in coming up to canadia and doing it for you...or maybe you can overdose on 20 bottles of diet pills

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Originally posted by Aya Brea i'm sick of people dissing ayumi :|. first of all, she does have talent. she doesn't whore herself around like britney or christina. and maybe she doesn't produce her own music, but she writes ALL of it. i think most of the people on this board have only heard the remixes from the cybertrance albums, i have to say i enjoy her original music more than the actual trance remixes, because most of them are shit, and you can't hear her true singing talent in them. the i'm drunk/high threads are pretty lame too

agreed...she is the equivalent of britney spears in asia but she doesn't whore herself out like britney, she may have an average voice but she makes it up with her music...so all you fuck tards out there who have NOthinG else in this world to do except making fun of ayumi just because a couple TAs like her should maybe think about this

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Originally posted by TuanAnh213 you're a complete waste of a human being...you're just a fat fuck who contributes nothing to this site but mindless bullshit like this post...you can't tell me to not like ayumi because you dont like her, i will continue having her in my sig whenever i want to because i enjoy her music and i enjoy jpop in general...now go go shoot yourself in the head or maybe i should take the pleasure in coming up to canadia and doing it for you...

Just wanted to quote that for future reference.

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Originally posted by TuanAnh213 agreed...she is the equivalent of britney spears in asia but she doesn't whore herself out like britney

that's the exact line i first typed out, but then i started thinking of all the ways that ayumi is not like britney

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