we were sitting on a sidewalk eating lunch and a homeless person walks up and says to my coworker who has 2 sandwiches (one in hand and one on his lap) "hey! you look like that actor..uhhhh....don johnson...yeah...gimme a piece of that sangish"

my buddy was dumbfounded and only laughed...the guy then says "come on brutha, you got 2 sangishes...i got none"

my buddy then said "i have 2 because im hungry", but he ended up giving the guy one

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"Why the hell wont these beats match up????" - Me this one time

I used to see this one bum regularly in salt lake city. I even gave him change occasionally, since I saw him nearly every day. He was on CNN a while ago because he kidnapped elizabeth smart.

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Its like I have the words "I want to give you money" on my forehead. Bums are always coming up to my car window at gas stations...they don't really say anything out of the ordinary, but do scare the crap out of me

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