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| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
No, MERTON, I would not want my girlfriend buying me limpcore pornography in poster form of models and pop stars.
See the difference is, you're thinking of what you're going to want when you're lonely, desperate, and wanking to semi-censored pictures and eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because you're not old enough yet to download the "good stuff" where you can actually see her privates. When someone's actually getting action, they probably have better things to think about.
Figure it this way - they've just fucked each other's brains out and are ready to spoon each other to sleep. She says, "I bought you a __________"
What would YOU want the blank to be filled in with? New car? New mixer? Turntable and a box of records? Or a fucking poster of Vida Guerra?
Besides, why would a girl buy posters of other women for her man... that's moronic, would you buy your g/f (I know, I just made a big assumption there) posters of Ricky Martin and Brad Pitt? I didn't think so. |
lol
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I am a DJ.
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HHAHAHAHHAHAA That's one of the funniest things I've seen all day. 
