I've got a few stories about asians well orientals. I know a couple of Irish lads who I went to school with years ago, their all fucking tough, anyway one night they'd been drinking in town and decided to get a takeaway from a chinese joint, when there in there waiting two leary dudes walk in and an arguement breaks out, one of these guys gets thrown through the window of the place, and the other guy gets punched and kicked to the ground, well like a group of idiots they stand there and wait for one of the guys behind the counter to have a go, so on of these lads like a fool, knocks the chinese dude straight to the ground, well what a fucking stupid idea, cos the other guy behind the counter grabs the nearest weapon a clever I think I was told, whilst his wife runs into the kitchens yelling, well after about 10 seconds around 25 chinamen appear from this fucking kitchen with fucking everything you can think off, meat clevers, machetes, even brooms, and these lads just fucking run. lucky for them their near the Irish area of town, they got chased for about half a mile, and once the chinese noticed where they were they walked back calmly, cos all it would of taken was one of these lads to go into one of the Irish Pubs and say whats happen, and a lot of the guys In them places here r nasty ******s, and world war 3 would of broken out, afterwoods the the lad that was there who told me this said, u always think in these take away places theres around 5 people there 3 at the front serving and 2 in the kitchen, wrong they've got armies in the fucking kitchen. another story I heard happened was a three blokes out drinking decide to go into a chinese restaurent, anyway towards the end they ask for the bill, and they can't afford it so they decide top leg it, I heard the same situation happened as what happened to the Irish, they were chased but these poor bastards got chased non stop for around 3 miles, and one like an idiot stopped and hid underneath a van these Chinese wnet fucking nuts trashed the car swang at him underneath with baseball bats this dude was lucky a cop car arrived cos he would of been dead. hhahahah thats one thing I realise now don't fuck with Orientals, A there fucking crazy and don't care, B they outnumber most people about 10-1 in a fight C even though I've done taekwondo I done it aged 7 to 11, these dudes where nearly made dans when they were 5 ,And I've realised alwatys to behave in their resteraunts.

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hahahahha so we're chinamen are we?
i dont think you're allowed to say that.. o'callaghan.. im guessing you're not chinese.. hahaha
only we're allowed to call ourselves that!!!
funny stories tho

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hahah I won't say that in the future but yeah but as u said the stories are funny, and I hope people who run off without paying bills take a lesson from these ones hahah

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hey sly..I always used to fight with ma sis too (she's older than me), and we used to have a match about who kicked the hardest.and I always won, and she'd run off to our mum and cry and I always got the blame she's one nasty ass

In primary school I kicked a boy's ass for dropping a ball at me...the only thing I remember is that my eyes turned black (?) and the next minute the guy was almost crying and the teacher stood next to us.....hrmmmm a TOTAL loss of control *woops*

And a few years ago I fought with a girl in a "club", cuz I hated her guts. She was bending over and I slammed her in the belly real hard, giving her knees (?), until the bouncers got inbetween us.....she was really strong....but me toooo :S

Anyway....I'm not a fighter at all (yea rite)

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