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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} Less resistance in water?

Ever had your balls licked? Sucked? Hummer?? Shave 'em.

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Originally posted by DigiNut I can see good reason for trimming but not really shaving, and that goes for both guys and gals... no one wants to choke but who wants to look at a bunch of ingrown hairs and stubble down there, icky.

Ingrown hairs?? One word. Brazilian.

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Originally posted by jennypie Ingrown hairs?? One word. Brazilian.

Well duh, if you can get 'em to do that.

Like hell I'd ever get one of those...

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Originally posted by jennypie Ever had your balls licked? Sucked? Hummer?? Shave 'em.

You took licked/sucked/hummed all the subtley out of that one.

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Originally posted by DigiNut Well duh, if you can get 'em to do that. Like hell I'd ever get one of those...

Aw c'mon. It only hurts the first time, and after that you're addicted. Besides, it's always beautiful, well-groomed women who do it.

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Originally posted by jennypie Aw c'mon. It only hurts the first time, and after that you're addicted.

Is that really true? Heh, that's a good thing to know in case I get into an argument about this in the future.

Yeah generally it is the beautiful women who get Brazillian waxes, but that's pretty obvious, I mean if someone doesn't take care of the rest of their body then why would they bother getting -that- done to them? As for the guys though, I think there's a very small quantity of -straight- guys that get B-waxed.

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Originally posted by DigiNut Is that really true? Heh, that's a good thing to know in case I get into an argument about this in the future. Yeah generally it is the beautiful women who get Brazillian waxes, but that's pretty obvious, I mean if someone doesn't take care of the rest of their body then why would they bother getting -that- done to them? As for the guys though, I think there's a very small quantity of -straight- guys that get B-waxed.

No no...I meant that beautiful women DO the waxing. As in, you go in there and pull down your pants, and a luscious babe comes out from behind a curtain and asks you to lie down and spread your legs. Then she plays with your balls a little, and-skipping some stuff-next thing you know you're smooth and sexy.

i wax my nuts...i'm not ashamed...

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Originally posted by jennypie No no...I meant that beautiful women DO the waxing.

Gotcha.

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...Then she plays with your balls a little, and-skipping some stuff-next thing you know you're smooth and sexy.

Replace bolded text with "several seconds of searing testicle pain" and you have the reason why most guys don't do it.

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its more comfortable...you should try it...i hate body hair...i wax my legs too...

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Originally posted by DigiNut Gotcha. Replace bolded text with "several seconds of searing testicle pain" and you have the reason why most guys don't do it.

Exactly... how could you get your scrotum waxed without excruciating pain??

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