If we were both squirrels, I'd bust you a nut.

I usually just say "No runnin' by the pool ladies, no lifeguard on duty"

makes em stop and ask what the hell youre talking about.

^BUMP

1) First, point at the girl, and do the "come here" motion with your finger until she walks over to you. Then say "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come." OR "Look, I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with two!"

2) Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

3) When do you get off, and how?

4) Is there a keg in your pants? Because I'd tap that.

5) Oh how I wish you were like my bowling ball. (she should look confused, and then say..) So you could be fingered three times, wind up in the gutter, but keep coming back for more.

i have a small dick so when i fuck you in the ass you won't bleed much...

Look! A UFO! *grab her tit*



I don't know. I'm babbling

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JIMS!

“Hi. My two favorite things in the world are commitment and changing my lifestyle for a woman.”

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Hey baby, I got a ball of twine, two pounds of bacon greese and a rhesus monkey...... interested?

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by occrider “Hi. My two favorite things in the world are commitment and changing my lifestyle for a woman.”

That's great!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

if i flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?


you approach a girl and tell her
"my friend over there wants to know if you think i'm cute"

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- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
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Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

Listen, I'll make you a deal.... if you suck my cock, I'll fuck you.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

hey moral,


floorfiller wants to know if u think i'm hot.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard That's great!

Yes, the trick is to not bust out laughing or shudder as you're saying it.

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