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| quote: | Originally posted by Shakka
So these are the 2 most important issues to you? This is what it's about and these are the preferred outcomes? Stoned children and marriages incapable of reproduction? Sign me up! I want to be a winner too! |
Hey man, not so fast you darn wannabe. Every newcomer has to go through the same tree-huggin', acid-induced, anti-war protesting, Burkenstock-wearin' ritual, just so we can flush out those old, decrepid, Bible-carryin' conservative spies that try to infiltrate our hippie networks. So just hop in line like everyone else, mellow out, smoke a little doob, hug your fellow hippie next to ya, and we'll get to ya as soon as possible. You dig, man?
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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...
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