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| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
first, i'd put some seran paper around his mouth and shake him up. that would scare the shit out of him and he'd squirm and require oxygen. the trick is to cover his mouth, but not his nose. eventually, from the raised heart beat, he'll pass out from his constricted airways and then i'd put him in a van and take him to my mom's son's house.
first things first. tie him to a chair and put some sunglasses on him. next cut off his penis and use some skotch tape to stick it onto his sunglasses. next i'd grab a gillette razor. and a mach 3 razor. why?
# Shaving replacement cartridges for Gillette MACH3 triple-blade system
# 3 blades get increasingly closer to beard to reduce need for re-shaving
# Includes lubricating strip for smoother, more comfortable shave
# Patented DLC comfort edge for effortless glide
so anyways, after putting cotton swabs in his testicle, you take some gasoline and pour it on his head. get him a lil dizzy with the fumes. next u take a small knife and start cutting chucks off of his arm. make sure you cut tear at the meat and be sure not to get the veins, cus then he'd die quick and we want this guy to suffer like old school style. uh oh, my mom told me to go to sleep |
or he can hit you in the face 3 times with a skateboard and you can sleep on pavement all night.
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