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Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

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Originally posted by Slylee @ nite-mer: he doesn’t get offended...he knows that it’s me, because we’ve talked about it. and it’s more like a playful pouting, I should have clarified that. I just get sexually frustrated. I guess it’s like getting blue balls u know? trust me, I would never sit there and make him think he’s bad in bed...I don’t even think I could make him feel that way if you know what I mean not to mention, we have the most amazing compatible sexual chemistry. it’s just sometimes I have too much on my mind before we have sex, and I can’t seem to fully relax, and I’m distracted. and then sometimes it's because i'm concentrating too hard on the orgasm itself...so hard that i can't even have one...it's weird. whenever we have wine though or i'm a little tipsy...never fails amazing ones...i probably need to relax more during sex that's all..my mind is constantly on the go.

if i dont orgasm from sex, sometimes i take out my vibrator and finish myself, right next to him. it's only fair that i get to cum too. i recommend this to ease that frustration.

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Originally posted by Slylee if you want to live to see wmc next year, i would

I’m not sure that I’d be able to orgasm with him sitting there watching either. it’s like, “no pressure honey..i’ll just be sitting here staring at you while you masterbate”. lol I mean, I’m all for doing stuff to myself in front of him, for the purpose of just turning him on, but I like to be alone when I'm seriously masterbating.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee I’m not sure that I’d be able to orgasm with him sitting there watching either. it’s like, “no pressure honey..i’ll just be sitting here staring at you while you masterbate”. lol I mean, I’m all for doing stuff to myself in front of him, for the purpose of just turning him on, but I like to be alone when I'm seriously masterbating.

When you get a girl to do that for you its the TOPS. So, a special thank you to all the female TAs that are willing to get themselves off in front of their boyfriend.

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Originally posted by butterfly if i dont orgasm from sex, sometimes i take out my vibrator and finish myself, right next to him. it's only fair that i get to cum too. i recommend this to ease that frustration.

That's funny. I had a girl that wouldn't give me any lovin' one time. I just started jerking off next to her. She asked what I was doing and I told her I was jerking off.

Jamie, I can understand the masturbating alone thing too. It's hard with an audience even if you are comfortable.

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Originally posted by Nite-Mer That's funny. I had a girl that wouldn't give me any lovin' one time. I just started jerking off next to her. She asked what I was doing and I told her I was jerking off.

ahahahaha

thats one of the funniest things i've ever read on TA

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Originally posted by Slylee I’m not sure that I’d be able to orgasm with him sitting there watching either. it’s like, “no pressure honey..i’ll just be sitting here staring at you while you masterbate”. lol I mean, I’m all for doing stuff to myself in front of him, for the purpose of just turning him on, but I like to be alone when I'm seriously masterbating.

I can see your point, but DAMN is it hot when a woman does that in front of you.

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Originally posted by XaNaX I can see your point, but DAMN is it hot when a woman does that in front of you.

Yes. Yes it is.

i like doing it too...that's when a woman's acting skills come in to play



no but seriously, i'll tell him straight up, "look, i'm most likely not gonna orgasm from this, but it still feels good and you can still watch".

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Nite-Mer That's funny. I had a girl that wouldn't give me any lovin' one time. I just started jerking off next to her. She asked what I was doing and I told her I was jerking off.

That is so damn hilarious, WOW