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Originally posted by Orbax Women get a shitty lot in life. They are weak and have to work for orgasms. on a plus they get boobs and a vagina, but I dont know if that makes up for it.

Not all women. I dont have to work for them at all, well not now anyways cuz my man knows what he is doing and he does because I trained him well Thats how ya take the shortcut

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Why does the vagina have to be so complicated?! Every time I hear a girl say she finally got her guy to figure it all out...I think it was family guy who said it

Next up "The Vagina: Natures Rubix Cube"

its like...whys its gotta be so complicated, yo?

at least we know how to use our heads...and not the "head" down there...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I would hope you didnt have a head down there

I don't masterbate !!! I make looooove to myself

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Originally posted by Transporter I don't masterbate !!! I make looooove to myself

How is that... possible...???

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It's like Masturbation with class.. then I take myself out to dinner.

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yerrr i masterbate at least 5 times a day, no big deal. I like to cover myself in cheese.

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Last edited by Xenocreator_PG_ on Oct-08-2004 at 01:16

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ yerrr i masterbate at least 5 times a day, no big deal. I like to cover myself in cheese.

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Originally posted by Transporter It's like Masturbation with class.. then I take myself out to dinner.

One would think that you'd take yourself out to dinner FIRST - ya know, to getcha in the mood?

But how is it physically possible to make love to yourself? Hermaphrodite? Self-fellatio/cunnilingus? (plz don't give pics)

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Dang, with 1091 views when I last looked, seems everyone's interested in masturbation. What's up with that? Choke the chicken or stroke sally and please go away... Damn... shame on you.


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Halcyon+On+On don't be so technical ..... it's masturbation

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