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Originally posted by DiMethGuy i must agree with whoever posted that "got a light" most of the chicks who came after me used that line...and it works. so start smoking...or pretend you do

I have had girls come up to me asking for a light when they know damn well I don't smoke. That is a good line for girls though. It gives me a chance to say "nasty habit".

Spyder, if you want to pick up guys, just do it. I am usually pretty shy, but when a girl approaches me, then it helps out. Guys are probably as intimidated by you as you are of them (except for the cheesedicks who hit on anything). Break the ice and you're in the clear. Initiating the conversation is the hardest part.

I think Tobias' 8 rules should be a pretty good guide -- I agree with all of them

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if he says something mean, give little punches

be careful though, this girl im drooling over loves to do that to me. i found it cute the first time, because i was drunk and numb, but yesterday she did it again, and i noticed she can hit harder than most guys in my class effortlessly. she looks so cute doing it, until my forearm turns red... haha

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Originally posted by Inertia be careful though, this girl im drooling over loves to do that to me. i found it cute the first time, because i was drunk and numb, but yesterday she did it again, and i noticed she can hit harder than most guys in my class effortlessly. she looks so cute doing it, until my forearm turns red... haha

yea, and that can get annoying pretty quick -- don't be "that girl"

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lol i mean light and playful. Love taps. I hate it when chicks actually punch you. They always find the elbow joint or the space between tricep and bicep...no idea where it hurts you

Yeah im a pretty shy guy, i dont even know how i end up with the girls that i do........(i think it has to do with my mind control machine)

regardless of which- picking up guys isn't hard business for zee ladies. All of the pressure is put on the man.........oh hellz, lets act all macho, lets show her what im made of, or.......my penis is 3 inches longer than you think it is, babAY!

either way, it all comes down to the man hitting on you.

So make yourself more approachable, maybe?

and most definitely!

Learn that eye contact is a key element in communicating interest in the opposite sex!!!!

shalom

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Hey Pink, I learned a geeky Puerto Rican joke the other day, it goes like this...

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?


'Cause they dont work now, why would they work in the future!

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Originally posted by Rodrico Trust Mr. Pink, he is the man to go to if you wanna learn how to pick up guys. Hey Pink, I learned a geeky Puerto Rican joke the other day, it goes like this... Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek? 'Cause they dont work now, why would they work in the future!

personally... i don't like this man at all

reminds me of spec

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Originally posted by -=M=- personally... i don't like this man at all reminds me of spec

Im jokin with him. He hates it sometimes, but he knows im never serious about anything I throw at him. Were just two spics lookin to egg each other on.

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Originally posted by Rodrico Im jokin with him. He hates it sometimes, but he knows im never serious about anything I throw at him. Were just two spics lookin to egg each other on.

still

puerto rican jokes bad, dead baby jokes good

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Originally posted by -=M=- still puerto rican jokes bad, dead baby jokes good

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?





The one baby thats alive, and eating its way out.

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Originally posted by -=M=- still puerto rican jokes bad, dead baby jokes good

No worries....

the man knows id beat his ass in real life... lol


actually, id probably buy him a drink, put a roofie in it, and watch the magic unfold.

im off to bed homosexuals, peAce outside

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink No worries.... the man knows id beat his ass in real life... lol actually, id probably buy him a drink, put a roofie in it, and watch the magic unfold. im off to bed homosexuals, peAce outside

Ill see you at WMC buddy, dont worry either, im much easier of a slut than you think, no need to go to all that trouble for me.