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This thread calls for a cut and paste of a scene from a film called "True Romance" (1993) written by Quentin Tarantino's and starring Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hooper, Christopher Walken Brad Pitt and many more -- If you haven't seen it, you basically suck and probably don't deserve to live...
Anway, nuff of me hatin and onto the juicy bits (which is probably going to get this thread closed -- and me banned from this site -- meh... as long as someone gets a good laugh. )
CLIFF
So you're a Sicilian, huh?
COCCOTTI
(intensely)
Uh-huh.
CLIFF
You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by n*****s.
All the men stop what they were doing and look at Cliff, except for Tooth-pic Vic who doesn't speak English and so isn't insulted. Coccotti can't believe what he's hearing.
COCCOTTI
Come again?
CLIFF
It's a fact. Sicilians have n***** blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are n*****s. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that n***** gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were n*****s. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a n*****, and had a half-n***** kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?
No offence to all the Italians out there, cause i hate everyone pretty much equally...but that last little bit is RAW !!! Oh, and just in case you were wondering, the Italian guy responds ... by taking a deep breath and capping CLIFF 3 times in the head. How's that for BADASS !
Here's what i find funny though... The only difference i've seen between most Italian guys i've known and Black dudes...
Black guys are 5 inches taller on average and wear Fubu ghetto fabulous gear, whereas Italians are all about the jogging suits and wife beaters.
Oh, and shouts out to one particular dago wop out there -- the correct racial slurr for me would be DOT HEAD you dumb motherf***** !
A-Yo A-YO -- YO ADRIAN --- holla back at me 
I'll be back for round two...For now, it's back to making curry and driving my taxi. 
A thousand apologies my friends...
thank you, cum again.
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"Hell is full of musical amateurs; music is the brandy of the damned."
~ George Bernard Shaw
Last edited by Kytracid on Jan-26-2005 at 04:52
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