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Originally posted by Vlad Dont remember.

I present you the infamous Finch:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0328828/Ss/0328828/AW_2302_K2337_08_rgb.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Thomas, Eddie Kaye

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Last edited by basd on Sep-21-2005 at 10:20

I cant stand the word 'poop'

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i was driving on the freeway just now on the way to deliver some reports and what not when i had a major case of the runs. i pulled over at some highway rest stop, ran to the bathroom and procedeed to take a major dump. i mean major as in krapping like with GT car like exhaust sounds. anyways. .. halfway thru. some asshole starts banging on the door and rattling the handle. i'm like wtf.. ?? why bug me ? there are other empty stalls. anyways. ..the rattling and banging on the door goes on and off for like 5 more mins. so i finish up and purposely decide not to flush. i come out of the stall and i see this dude sitting on the sink smoking a cig waiting for me to come out. i ignore him and walk away. oh yea.. the other stalls were empty but for some reason or another he had to choose mine, the furthest away from the door.

serves the ****** right for not allowing me to crap in peace. i mean wtf. if you know someone's in the stall just be patient and dont bang on the door like i owe you money or some shit like that.

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thesuperglo - Flaming Popsicle [June 2007 Promo](full-on/dark/goa)

i've been incubating one since 9, trying to hold out till 5 so i can have a non-wipe (Y)

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Originally posted by chojin i've been incubating one since 9, trying to hold out till 5 so i can have a non-wipe (Y)

How exactly do you test whether it's a non-wiper?

* Just pull up and find out you'll spend the rest of the day cleaning your boxers?
* Use your finger?
* User someone else's finger?
* Wipe anyway, with the possibility of finding out you've just wasted another part of the rainforest?

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Originally posted by basd How exactly do you test whether it's a non-wiper? * Wipe anyway, with the possibility of finding out you've just wasted another part of the rainforest?

kk, single wiper then

on an unrelated note:

went to the bog to take a number one and a guy let rip as he was taking a whizz, hardest time ever for me not to laugh. i could feel his uncomfort as he knew i was in the cubicle he let out a low pitched chuckle as to try and lessen it, all it did was heiten the situation!

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Originally posted by chojin kk, single wiper then on an unrelated note: went to the bog to take a number one and a guy let rip as he was taking a whizz, hardest time ever for me not to laugh. i could feel his uncomfort as he knew i was in the cubicle he let out a low pitched chuckle as to try and lessen it, all it did was heiten the situation!

i've gotten those a few times, its just such an awkward silence in the bathroom, and when someone rips one.....i try and act like i didnt notice it, but i always start crackin up, and that kills it

Best bathroom in all of campus = Men's room on the fifth floor, women's studies departement.

Wow, funny shit

Excellent read

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