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| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
how do i create a program using visual basic.net that allows a user at a company to enter the ratings provided by customers using two separate arrays?? quick now, i need this by tomorrow at 1!
and the rooster q was supposed to be a trick question man. |
i copied and pasted my entire grade 12 VB project, with minor modifications. i couldn't give less of a shit, and i hope your procrastination will be the end of you.
your trick question sucked.
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
Where the fuck am I? |
at your computer.
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
two trains leave boson at the exact same time, heading on parallel train tracks heading in the same direction twords chicago. one is traveling 86.75 MPH, and thrain B is traveling 86.76 MPH.
at which point will anyone give a shit? |
nobody. seriously, if two cars had a race, the first car driving 45 mp/h to conserve gas, while the second car travels at 55.6 mp/h (roughly) for the first 15 miles. during the second stretch of 15 kilometres, the first car speeds up to 85 km/h and the second car maintains his speed. who will win?
NOBODY WINS, MATH MAKES YOU A LOSER.
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
i think someone tried to ask that last time...he's holding out on us...which means he's small   |
you asked me, you little elf, you.
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
how big is your penis b.s.e. ?
ur REAL penis...not ur cyber penis |
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it's a little bigger than 7 inches. count it.
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
why did you beat me?
why don't you talk to me anymore?
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my whoring prowess led me victory. sorry, babe.
i also don't have a net connection right now, and am in the midst of buying a new computer. <3 u
| quote: | Originally posted by Fundamental
Nah, I'm glad that I didn't, otherwise I'd be forcing myself into giving up TA for a while.
New question: Why is it that you can see your breath in cold air, but you can't see your farts in cold air? |
apparently someone took it upon themselves to answer that one for me. what a douche.
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
IM stupid, you are stupid true, is that tO? |
fuck off, emo. 
| quote: | Originally posted by TOR
will i ever grow a proper penis? |
you seem to be sprouting some sort of cock from your forehead. good luck with that.
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
Where can I buy carbonated iced tea? |
what an awesome idea. why not just combine ice tea mix with some sugar and club soda?
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfil|er
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this??
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss |
what a horrible song. i must insist you cease. if you were being philosophical and contemplating how someone as stupid as yourself could fuck up a seemingly innocent situation with a girl, i would suggest therapy and stop regurgitating pop culture.
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfil|er
who's supposed to be asking the questions here???
this thread is substandard to say the least
we need a proper question and answer thread |
almost post? you're a substandard troll.
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris d(-_-)b
If Mike and Jared drive their cars in opposite directions for 5 miles, and both turn to their left and drive 3 miles, how far are they from eachother? |
that isn't a question, it's a math problem.
| quote: | Originally posted by d-miurge
What is the colour of the Henri IV's white horse ? |
white.
| quote: | Originally posted by DjWhooCares
Why is my penis soo small? i need advice.... |
God clearly hates you and wants you to have an unhappy and unfulfilled sex life. go get some steroids and a gym membership.. that way you can flip out and beat the shit out of any one that laughs at you.
| quote: | Originally posted by montana
ok harley,
10 blondes, 1 died, what happend later? |
the gangbang continued.
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