Embrace the ugliness and release a music video: Gem Sweater Post

Tell him, he's not alone

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

...Kill yourself. Nobody merits the cruel misfortune of unsightliness.

^I wasn't talking about myself.. I have a ugly friend too

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

Of course you were talking about your "friend"

HAHAHA

Tell you what, get drunk all the time, that gives you confidence!

Or high, or coked up!

^ nope that's not the best way. I once tried that several months...but it kinda affects your brain. you're not getting any smarter.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

Taking the time to learn how to please the opposite sex can also work to a degree.

You know the old saying:

"Ugly girls try harder"

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^or like the dutch girls say:
go for the fat ones.. they have nice friends

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

Awesome thread

But sounds like your friends needs some advise from...























ZAPP BRANNIGAN


"The key to a girls heart is threw her parents, sleep with them and your in"

"Turn out the light, yeah, the light
And I might have a chance
I guess I look slightly worse
Than the Elephant Man
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

I went to high school
And majored in looking real bad
I got a real ugly mom
And a real ugly dad
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

Dress for success
That's what they say
I'm such a mess
That there just ain't no way

I know my breath is the sweetest
It really is great
But when I try just to kiss you
You say "better wait"
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

Dress for success
That's what they say
Gimme some clothes
To slap over my head

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

I went to Balboa Island
And laid in the sand
I may be ugly as sin
But at least now I'm tan

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better"

get surgery bitch