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Originally posted by metalgearsolid Dude u stupid stupid fuck i would fuck her without hesitation since shes in porn and std free. You knwo what they say about poprn actresses fucking.

That they can suck and blow at the same time?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Slylee hell if i had a baby and mine looked all beat after, i would SO get one for my hubby. i think it's more important to have a pretty vagina than a pretty face. HAHAH jk

Thats not funny at all, Ive seen some pornstars with beat up twats and its the biggest turn off.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Slylee well with the way things are going in the beautiful world of plastic surgery, i'm sure "Vagina Lifts" are just around the corner.

did you watch that vh1 thing? there already IS vagina lifts

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Originally posted by Vlad Thats not funny at all, Ive seen some pornstars with beat up twats and its the biggest turn off.

i know i was being serious. i think it's extremely important as a femlale for your man to be very attracted to your vagina.



when you have kids and get older, you can't help it, ur vagina just goes to shit...now i'm just assuming this, i'm not there yet.

i hope by the time i'm in my 30's and IF i have kids, "vagina lifts" will be just as doable as nose jobs.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee when you have kids and get older, you can't help it, ur vagina just goes to shit...now i'm just assuming this, i'm not there yet.

i'd like to believe you, but can you confirm this with some pics?

LOL! And its sooooo important for you to look good down there in your 30's, thats when you women reach your sexual peak and wanna fuck every 2 seconds.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by bubble i'd like to believe you, but can you confirm this with some pics?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Vlad LOL! And its sooooo important for you to look good down there in your 30's, thats when you women reach your sexual peak and wanna fuck every 2 seconds.

Actually there’s an exercise that you can do to get your cervix in shape after children. You have to like flex it and do 3 sets of 10 every night for 2-3 months and it gets its elasticity back. My sister had a baby recently so that’s how I know.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Hot stuff.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

im telling you i saw this thing on vh1. this girl was like "i dont think my vagina is pretty...that's why i'm here". band 2 clips later she has a new vagina

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Originally posted by Slylee Actually there’s an exercise that you can do to get your cervix in shape after children. You have to like flex it and do 3 sets of 10 every night for 2-3 months and it gets its elasticity back. My sister had a baby recently so that’s how I know.

are you her personal trainer?

HIT HER!!!