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| quote: | Originally posted by StereoPrincess
as for driving the speed limit, if an asshole honks at you for driving the speed limit then slow down even more. there is nothing that they can do. if you are going the speed limit, then they can go fuck themselves or go around, if they can't then back to option 1 (go fuck themselves). |
| quote: | Originally posted by Irishaddict
I am also a fan of this maneuvre. The best way to do it is to simply remove your foot from the gas pedal and NOT compress the brake, thereby not signalling a slowing down via brake lights. You just slowly coast to a lower speed, which is even more infuriating to the driver behind you because it's not blantantly obvious that you are doing so. Usually by the time they figure it out, it's a nice chunk of brake slam and a sore neck for a couple days.
To all those drivers that like to honk and be obnoxious ******s: If you're in a hurry, leave earlier asshole. |
Let's all recite what we learned about defensive driving in driving school, folks:
Go with the flow.
If you're in the right lane, nobody should get angry as long as you're going a reasonable speed (10 km under the limit on side roads, 20 on highways). However, if you're in a passing lane, there's no excuse for this behaviour.
I'll spare you the details of what I personally do to jerks who cut me off or intentionally slow down in front of me in passing lanes; however, keep in mind that if you make this "manoeuvre", you are not only inducing road rage, but in fact inducing an unsafe condition that will likely lead to a collision.
And how dare you tell people to "leave earlier" - what if the person behind you is a surgeon who just got called to the hospital? Or a CEO who just got off a plane driving to a stockholder's meeting? You have no right to assume that your time is more important than anyone else's on the road.
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