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Originally posted by madmrmojo "Lets just say I like to have sex with them somewhere VERY uncomfortable.." "What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?" Is that from Mallrats?

jeah...late/

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Originally posted by Lost "when i was a child my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so once when i was 6, i did." [/B]

Pi


some new ones:

1. "Im not living in an objective, rational world here."
2. "All right now, Im comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, Im not only gonna kill him, but Im gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."
4. "Saturday, Donny, is shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means I dont work, I dont drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I dont handle money, I dont turn on the oven, and I sure as shit dont fucking roll!"
5. "Also I think knives are a good idea... big, fuck-off shiny ones. ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
6. "We were selling rich women their fat asses back to them."
7. "In the poker game of life women are the rake."
8. "You take a bath. Or there will be no order, only chaos."
9. "And me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know its not some place you can look for because its not where you go. Its how you feel for a moment in your life when youre a part of something. And if you find that moment, it lasts forever."
10. "hot lesbian witches, think of it man, its fucking genius!"

and finally...IF ANYONE KNOWS THE MOVIE THAT THESE COME FROM, IM IMPRESSED

-Im looking for the bastard who looks & smells like the arsehole of a horse
-ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME.. WHAPOOOOSH
-I wouldnt lie about 3000 centipedes
-Outta the way boy. -Roy, I aint no damn Roy. -I said boy, boy.
-I dont know whats uglier, you.. or those things you call hookers!

later
-M

thatll keep you busy biznology

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Last edited by SmellsExcellent on Dec-13-2001 at 02:41

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Originally posted by SmellsExcellent Pi some new ones: 1. "Im not living in an objective, rational world here." 2. "All right now, Im comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, Im not only gonna kill him, but Im gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down." 4. "Saturday, Donny, is shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means I dont work, I dont drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I dont handle money, I dont turn on the oven, and I sure as shit dont fucking roll!" 5. "Also I think knives are a good idea... big, fuck-off shiny ones. ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Guns for show, knives for a pro." 6. "We were selling rich women their fat asses back to them." 7. "In the poker game of life women are the rake." 8. "You take a bath. Or there will be no order, only chaos." 9. "And me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know its not some place you can look for because its not where you go. Its how you feel for a moment in your life when youre a part of something. And if you find that moment, it lasts forever." 10. "hot lesbian witches, think of it man, its fucking genius!" 11. --IF ANYONE KNOWS THE MOVIE THAT THESE COME FROM, IM IMPRESSED -Im looking for the bastard who looks & smells like the arsehole of a horse -ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME.. WHAPOOOOSH -I wouldnt lie about 3000 centipedes -Outta the way boy. -Roy, I aint no damn Roy. -I said boy, boy. -I dont know whats uglier, you.. or those things you call hookers! later -M thatll keep you busy biznology

well i believe the first eleven come from Lock, Stock... but i have no idea about the others...late/

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HAHA #5 if from lock, stock, the number 11 thing is pertaining to the next 5 quotes.... i notice now that that seems a bit confusing. ill edit it incase anyone dosnt get it which is likely since its confusng as hell.. but good job on the one!! only 10 more to go. later
-M

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#5 big lebowski??

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Originally posted by DJAhmet Yeah love that movie..... hehehehe some ppl dont understand it well though.... dunno why... Every bit in it is a pissa, hehehehe...... Turkish - "why the fuck did you put Gorgeous George into a bare nuckle boxing match 2 days before he had to fight the bomber" Tommy - "he was half his size, i didnt expect him to get hurt" Turkish - "you put that man into a bare nuckle boxing match, what the fuck did u expect? a grease stand in a shiatsu" tommy - "Who took the jam out of your dognut?" Turkish - "You took the fucken jam out of my dognut tommy, you did." tommy - "u should get a good deal" Turkish - "I fail to recognise the correlation between losing ten grand, hospitalising gorgeous and getting a good deal. AHAHAHAH

The Snatch. didnt read on down to see if somone had already answered this one.
went to school with a guy who played to one of the 'family members' of brad pitts group.

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Originally posted by Pjotr G I got a good one mehe "I call this the -stranger-. You sit on your hand until it goes numb and then you jerk off with it."

Gone in 60seconds. didnt check if anyone answered this.

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Originally posted by Pjotr G I got a good one mehe "I call this the -stranger-. You sit on your hand until it goes numb and then you jerk off with it."

Gone in 60seconds. quote from some big guy who could drive anything going.

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6. "We were selling rich women their fat asses back to them."

Fight Club. stealing fat from a liposuction plant.

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k well i was way too lazy to read through 6 pages. if these have been used you must excuse me.

"i dont do drugs...i just smoke weed"

"hey man you gotta joint?"
-"no"
"well it'd be a lot coolerrrrrrr if you did man"

"i came here to do two things. drink some beer anbd kick some ass. it looks like were almost out of beer"

"what we do in our lives, echoes in eternity"

"Begby didnt do drugs, he did people, thats what he got off on"

I LOVE THAT LINE, hehehehehhehe

Anyone know? Should be easy.

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Originally posted by DJAhmet "Begby didnt do drugs, he did people, thats what he got off on" I LOVE THAT LINE, hehehehehhehe Anyone know? Should be easy.

trainspotting.. a great flick

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