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Originally posted by arnoldjch i think by doing this i would be making your friends a favor of getting rid of you.

nope

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink nope

im glad im not the only one who thinks this kid is a gimp

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 im glad im not the only one who thinks this kid is a gimp

bro wtf here go get a job
http://www.careerbuilder.com/ good luck, if it was me i wouldnt even hire you to wash dishes.

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Originally posted by arnoldjch bro wtf here go get a job http://www.careerbuilder.com/ good luck, if it was me i wouldnt even hire you to wash dishes.

am i cool cause i posted the rolleyes more than u?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 am i cool cause i posted the rolleyes more than u?

Dude seriously leaving all the crap between me and you, but man WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LIFE? enserio

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Originally posted by arnoldjch Dude seriously leaving all the crap between me and you, but man WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LIFE? enserio

gimp

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 gimp

if i were you ill go talk to my counselor @your college, because i forsee you not getting anywhere in life, not even close to getting married, the woman that marries you must be a desperate bitch that has no hope in life, let me know how everything goes within 5years, thats if your still alive.

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Originally posted by arnoldjch if i were you ill go talk to my counselor @your college, because i forsee you not getting anywhere in life, not even close to getting married, the woman that marries you must be a desperate bitch that has no hope in life, let me know how everything goes within 5years, thats if your still alive.

great joke once again.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Um...okay.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

-Roy Scheider as Martin Brody in JAWS (1973)


"I never fucked anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to them."

-Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)

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Originally posted by nchs09 fuck sake. if he is funny someone point it out. or even making sense. id apreciate it.

nnnnope .. you are right .. he's a loser and not funny at all .. i dont even bother anymore .. i just fuck with him when im bored.. and not even that is entertaining anymore . arnold .. turn off your computer , get a GF .. and .. no wait .. dont get a gf .. i dont want that bitch to shoot herself after only 10 mins with you .. carry on .

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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter"

Dr.Seuss

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Originally posted by koky69 nnnnope .. you are right .. he's a loser and not funny at all .. i dont even bother anymore .. i just fuck with him when im bored.. and not even that is entertaining anymore . arnold .. turn off your computer , get a GF .. and .. no wait .. dont get a gf .. i dont want that bitch to shoot herself after only 10 mins with you .. carry on .

Oye koky what happened did you give up already easily, damn man your no competition, what happened yo your gay pics? me to get a gf, for your info the grls come to me in dozens, the only left one is your woman.... if she puts me next to you vos vas hacer el pato... and by that way expect if i see her me la premio and dont be surprise if she has another kid, but this time with me.... ill tell her to leave you outside in the front door throwing rocks.

Taken from the TA Classic Posts and Threads section.

I need help from anyone ASAP!

My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks....

Hey Ashley,

I hope you don’t think that I’m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one….since we did meet for the first time through note writing…lol Anyway your probably wondering why I’m even writing this letter. Well, first off…I’m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you’re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you’re the shit (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: “If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you’re the shit.” Maybe it’s your sexy nose ring, or you’re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it’s just the fact that I’m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke….no really it was And maybe I’m just ignorant or can’t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know…..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage…or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht…...or maybe you didn’t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn’t at least I know that you got this letter.

Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you’d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald’s with me this weekend? (I’m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it… I’m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest….. Fuck it…I’m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You’ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement…..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you….. and if you say no. It’s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal.

I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don’t have a boyfriend cuz I’m sure he’d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn’t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is [email protected] Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I’m just kidding) Have a great break!!!
Yours truly,
Patrick “Pizda” Aksan

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Originally posted by rudeboy69 sebby, DO NOT SEND THIS LETTER!!! i am serious!!! LETTER never works....... this is not f'#%$ing hollywood movies you have to get to know this girl, then asking girl out for a date will not become SO FORMAL! you'll freak her out!!! i am dead serious.... i say wait and take more accounting classes with her.... even ask her what classes that she will be taking next semester??

Original thread HERE.