somebody please find my pants!!!

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come and get em

HOLY SHIT DUDES - DO WE KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WHAT????????

Jen and Simon picked me up on the friday night and we headed up to the cottage........good times in the car.......random calls from NADA - (wasted ) WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!!!!! WTF!!!! HAHAHAHA! We wanted to get there so bad and start tearing it UP!!! We got a little lost (as apparently almost everyone else did too trying to get there!! LOL) we drove down the road going into the village and saw a bunch of guys walking down the road - I was TRANCE ADDICT WIKKID! but they weren't TA's so we were like OK then....where the fuck is THE COTTAGE!!!.......Called Nada - "Yo Nada - we are lost yo!" Drunken directions and descriptions that no one could figure out (hilarious!).....so good ol' Ali came to find us and direct us into the cottage driveway and we proceeded to unload and bring the stuff from the car.......poor Jenn - a little stressed from the lost detour we took.....exclaims I NEED A FUCKING DRINK!!!! HAHAA!!

There was already a good group of peeps PARTYING it up and I knew the weekend was gonna be THE SHIT!!!

Since we didn't get there until almost midnight.......we had some catching up to do......so proceeds the SMASH AND CRASH!!!! A ten hour party - confined to a 3 hour window of time...........WE TORE A HOLE in time and drank enough BOOZE to kill a horse or 2 or 3.......things wound down by 3-3:30.........and everyone started to crash........but not before we DANCED!!!! And did we dance motherfocker!!! On the TABLES! and the CHAIRS and the COUCHES! the COUNTERS!! the BALCONY and STAIRS and BEDS!!...... - I am damn sure someone danced on the BACK of the toilet......either that or FUCKED it......"SOME ONE FUCKED MY TOILET!!!!!" (there was no washing machine there).......hahhahha!

Met some new people told WIKKID stories (ASIAN SUBWAY LADY!!!! - WITH THE ALL IMPORTANT HAND AND HIP VISUAL ACCOMPANIMENT.....HILARIOUS!!!!) drank lots of drinks, blazed a few J's and THREW DOWN some WIKKID moves to the sounds of teh TRANCE that our TA boys spin so well for our enjoyment everytime!!!!

some parts from Friday night are a little hazy........and some parts RIGHT ON CRAZY!!!!!! The lady who came down to complain about the noise level from the party.......sorry ma'am........kinda a bummer - so we had to try to keep it in check for the rest of the weekend......LORDS know it woulda sucked if we had been given the boot from SECURITY!!!! KUDOS to you Nada girl for controlling the party monsters.........

So slept for 5 hours or so.......and woke up around 10-10:30.......now I have a question still yet to be answered......"WTF with the random BEST OF CLUB porno mag pages all over the cottage??"......CRAZINESS!!.......love waking up in the morning seeing some choice photos of the DP randomly strewn about!!! HAHHHA!! LOL!!some people went to go get greasy spoon breakfast...beats were thrown on......and the party started anew......Christ - we were all drunk again by noon!! LOL!!!!

Some took Romper room naps......Nada Awishabear and Myself tried to get some chicken (pre-cooked and just needed to be warmed up) in the oven so that people could have some lunch........turn on the oven and we were like this oven seems to be running a little hot for 200 degrees (warm)......so we were mindful thinking that the chicken was gonna burn.......WELL WTF!! WTFFAHADBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eh Nada..........HOW IN THE HELL DOES IT TAKE SIX HOURS TO COOK CHICKEN THAT WAS ALREADY COOKED TO BEGIN WITH!!! SOMEBODY FUCKED MY OVEN!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! (we put the chicken in around noon - finally took it out at 6..........we might as well HAD cooked a turkey!!! LOL!!!!)

but in the meantime..........a bunch of other TA's were making their way to the cottage.....DAN and company......the 613.......Drew and Dannie......FAHAD and crew.....we were informed by a couple of the newcomers that coming up to the cottage that there was a hose factory near-by.........well needless to say EVERYONE GOT HOSED!!!!!!!

More WIKKID beats all afternoon.........

AARON JOSEPH......you son of a bitch......you made my summer for playing that HIDDEN LOGIC PRESENTS LUMINARY - WASTING (Andy Moor remix).......did Armin play it when in T.O. - NO!!! Tiesto in June ?? NO!!! Above and Beyond in July - NO!
YOU DID MOFO!!! WIKKID WIKKID!!!!
Definite highlight track for me of the weekend thanks bro!!! Was hoping to hear it at Dan's (Paradigm) party during the weekend of Sasha/Lawler 2 months ago in June - but I guess the vinyl was not released until first week of July.......so when I heard it coming on...I was like.....this is the song that I have been waiting all summer to HEAR LOUD AND PUMPED UP!!! WIKKID WIKKID WIKKID!!! SICK!!!

Sgt Foo.....threw down a massive proggy set.....with awesome CHOONS - ME LIKEY VERY MUCH!!!!!

SPACE MANOUVERS!!

And RAY-RAY!!!! WRECKED US with his brand of the dirtay fukhouse that some of the tranceheads in the group are finding themselves wrapping their heads around as of late - Ray-man had us ALL pumpin the air in the cottage - inside and out - perfect CHOONS and soundtrack for the party that was already in full swing by mid-afternoon....TRISCO - MUZAK!! sick track - CLASSIC!!!....when I heard Tom Neville - JUST FUCK!! (I was like where in the HELL is RJ! - heads are gonna roll!!!! LOL!!!!)


So after the chicken FINALLY warmed to temperature......we set the table to eat.......massive table with at least 20 people.....all seated and ready to chow down on the spread that was before us......TA FAMILY SUPPER!!!! As Dan mentioned - so sweet to see........HOLY SHIT!! WIKKID FOOD!! Those baby parisien potatoes THE BOMB!!! THE SUSHI - a hit! NEEDED MORE!!! LOL!!!! chicken, macaroni salad, coleslaw.......KFC had NOTHING ON THIS SHIT!!!! LOL!!!

so with the food part out of the way......(which was a good thing - considering the drinks consumed)......party started where it left off........CHOONS thrown down.......drinks thrown BACK!!! WIKKID WIKKID WIKKID!!!

ALT + F4

so many funny little stories - drinks spilled on the ground and on people (although I thought the WINE WAR would have been in full effect)......Cale (your stealth choice to wear white......kinda payed off......a couple drops on the DKNY - you got off LUCKY!!!) I think!!

Pettiscool........from the night before.....drinking someone elses drink and exclaiming "WTF - this is NOT my drink - THAT drink is SILLY!!!" - and immediately proceeded to TOSS his cookies........holy shit.....LMFAO!!!!!........

Margaret getting a thousand bug buites on her toes!! FREAKIN BUGS!!!

BEES FROM HELL - DO NOT KILL THEM - FOR THE OTHERS CAN SMELL THE FEAR OF THEIR DEATHS!!!!

People passed out in their cars......on the grass......all over the cottage.......back of a flat bead!!! Hey when you gotta sleep - you sleep!! LOL!!!

AVALON - JULIET!!!!!!!!!

Ray losing his cigarettes - 3 times in 5 hours....JACQUES LE CONT!!LOL...finally found them by a tree when we went to leave this morning!!! WIKKID WIKKID!!!

People went to the beach......I heard some skinny dipping action was goin down..............TA's exposing some T & A!!!.......details details......

Multiple costume changes.......FASHION SHOW!!!!! (I still had 2 outfits that didn't get worn).........

BITCH PLEAAAZE.............NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!

Nada our ongoing monologue was teh SHIT!! HIGH FIVE GIRLFRIEND!!!!

"Nada - what happened????"........"Someone FUCKED MY PANTS!!!"!! LOL

Awesome conversations.........hilarious pictures........stripping encouraged (c'mon - take it off - c'mon - we are all TA's here - it's all good!!) - BEATS BOOBS BUTTS AND BEERS!!! - all the bases covered!!!!

GABRIEL AND DRESDEN - ARCADIA

We decided to move teh DJ set up downstairs for the second night as to try to impede the noise levels coming from the cottage....good call.....as mentioned we had our own little NADAZONE in the basement - dark, hot and sweaty - the TA's were having a GOOD TIME!!

WIKKID set Drew.......track selection SICK!! I thought your girl Dannie was gonna bounce through the roof - BRING IT UP BRING IT UP!!

Mobius and Stilez and Endlesswave.......you guys had those EQ's tweaked to FUCK - Sounded sooooo good!!!

AVB - SHIVERS!!!!!!!!!

This 2nd night of the weekend was so good on so many levels......everyone was pretty much in attendance that confirmed (minus a few)......ate good food.......made new friendships......strengthened others......drink drink........played football........fell down stairs.....drink drink.......no casualties.........well almost......Cale's friend........came barreling through a closed patio door.....Those on the Patio were like WTF!! - the sound of his face/head hitting the door.....almost knocked me off my chair!!! OUCCHH!!!........but not as bad as the next door MAN BONDING GROUP!! One of their guys actually tore throught the screen and cut his head open.........

LOL!! ROY SUCK WHANG!!! I LMFAO! at that SIN CARD TOO!! - Who names their child that.........tsk tsk on the parents.....!!!!

MAX GRAHAM - DT8 - WINTER!!!!!!!!!

Another hilarious incident......it is 5 in the morning...and I go into the kitchen to refill the cup.....and I see Dan hunched over the kitchen sink........I thought to myself DANNY-BOY are you puking my friend - so I sneak up behind him and look over his shoulder........MOFO is FIENDING on a chicken wing like a rabid coon.....sucking the marrow from the bones........."that's my chicken wing - bitch - SNNARLL!!!!" the look on your face DAN priceless.........so smashed.......LOVE IT LOVE IT!! Hence the "chicken bones in the sink" pic in RJ's picture gallery.........

BBQ lighter - broken - somebody FUCKED MY LIGHTER!!!! LOL!!!!


No one really crashed on the second night we all stayed up and chatted and drank until the booze was gone......

MASTERS and NICKSON - OUT THERE (5TH DIMENSION)!!!!!!!!!

THAT TEXAS mickey of Crown Royal.......you boys sure polished that bad boy off in a hurry!!

And NADA finished off the "GAY GOOSE!!" lol......Timmins style at nine in the morning Sunday ala some direction from Ray - HARDCORE!!!

RJ spun a wikkid SET in the morning "WELCOME TO THE NADAZONE!!!!" and everyone pulled together to CLEAN IT UP CLEAN IT UP so we could make the now pushed forward check out time.......

THIS WEEKEND WENT BY WAY TOO FAST!!!!!! I DID NOT WANT IT TO END!!!!



Wikkid times with TA's THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO CAME - WE MADE THIS WEEKEND OURS AND WE HAD A GOOD TIME!!!!!!

But the biggest thanks of all to our hosts..........

NADA - ALI - DAN

you guys pulled this shit together so WELL.........
100 % SUCCESS!!!!
I do not think there was a SINGLE person there this weekend that did not extremely APPRECIATE what you guys pulled off.

THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!

As with Dan's party in Cambridge everyone respected things for the most part and kept it together and had a good time.......these PARADIGM bannered events are going well boys.....2 for 2!!!

Thanks for the shirt Barry - AWESOME for remembering.......much continued success with your roster of DJ's and upcoming gigs.....

Man......if I do individual shout outs........this would take me 2 more days to "POST THAT SHIT!"

EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU THAT WERE THERE THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.....and I will see many of you in 2 weeks for LOL3 at the GUV or Nat's BBQ/My birthday PARTY on September 3rd...!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!

that's it - review done - hope you enjoyed it!!!!

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IF YOU GOT TRANCE IN YOUR PANTS WHIP IT OUT!!! IF NOT JUST WHIP IT OUT ANYWAY!!!

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Now that is a review WOW!

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Originally posted by [NFC]Wave Now that is a review WOW!

Dammit Chris - we missed you not being there.........

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IF YOU GOT TRANCE IN YOUR PANTS WHIP IT OUT!!! IF NOT JUST WHIP IT OUT ANYWAY!!!

This review will be to the point (but maybe not very short).

Why hello.


Possessed Chair.


Stewie...
...I thought saying that would be enough but I have to follow with Cale is still the coolest TA I have ever met (and I will probably ever meet).

Tice Nitties or, as my esteemed colleague Vertigo mentioned, Tig ol' Bitties.

Gaymond.

Fucking genius.


Massages.

Late night talk session about the most obscure shit ever with Diginut and Carl.

Being a bouncer. Nada ran a tight ship and kicked ass at it. So well organized; way to go girl!!! You and Ali made such a wicked management team! And to see everyone else helping out in every way was SUPER cool!!!!

Only Nada could have gotten so many people to sit still and take picture, all neat in a line and stuff...look at how scared we were!


Being bestowed the responsibility to be a general do-gooder by Superman.


...on a related matter, TEH RJ.


I love these two with all my heart. Also, they were color coordinated.


(btw I love your avvy, Jenn...)


btw nice pose, Haris!! LOL!!!


Awesome pic of Dan, Haris, and me!


Haris the alcoholic. Stop hogging the Crown Royal, dude! (he's so happy, though!)

Having awesome convos with Margs, Ray, Lars, and Andrea. Still LOL at "tough love"!!!!

Mobius is the coolest name I have ever heard.

Sarah (friend of Sexy Katie and Corlisse) is teh cute. Speaking of which, where was Teresa?


PJs with tears on the asses are sexy. Lars

Nothing brightened my Sunday morning more than Sean's pink cap.


Nada, I loved these two, my lil' sis!

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Originally posted by TranceGrooves lmao @ Fahad tryin to pick up Jen and Jamie on his shoulders and ending up on the floor hahahahahahahah

Fackin hilarious moment!!!!

In my opinion, the FUNNEST pic: YAY!


Oh, and my token *wild* pic...this one's for you, Lisa! hehe totally crashed Graham and Jem's pic!


SO cool to meet even tons more TAs:
Matt, DJ Robben, Mobius and Stiles, Mandrick_V and his girl (you two make such a beautiful couple! Was so nice talking to you about your plans and about my beloved Jenny... I wish she was there, too!) oh make sure you get Olga to sign up!


Thank you, RJ, Margs, Jenn, Nada for the awesome pics!!! Can't wait to go through EVERYONE'S! CELICA WTF ARE YOU?!?!?!

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HOLLLLLY SHIT!!!

AFTERPARTY WAS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!

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Have NOT read this thread yet, but wanted to say that I'm *FINALLY* going to bed now, at around 330am on monday morning after I post this shit.. This is essentially the first time I've slept since thurs. night save for a breif hour or two i caught on early satorday morning.

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I just got back in Toronto now, yes NOW (05:54am).

Review after sleep!

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what a weekend..james and i JUST got home now and are finally gonna crash. No amount of Coupling is gonna prevent sleep this time. full review and pics up in about 12 hrs.

NADA * ALI * DAN you guys are incredible. Thank You so much for an insane weekend

HOLY FUCK!!! What a weekend! Thank you Nada, Ali and Dan for organizing an amazing party. Thanks pett,carney,danielle,andrea for getting me into the scene. If it weren't for you guys i wouldn't of danced my ass of until Nada-Zone was shut down! Great job RJ for spinning an awesome set that kept me going sunday morning!

On the way up with Andrea and James we laughed are asses off when we called Pett,Carney and Sarah aka Tice Nitties to see how far ahead they were and found out they ended up going to Angus and were lost on some military base. They got back on track and met up with us in Styner before we ended up at the cottage 136 ??? an OFFICE! " WHAT THE FUCK" as we all said. Thank you Larissa for getting us Nada's cell number. We would of been lost for probably another hr if Ali didn't come to the office and escourt us. Thanks Ali for being the guy to leave the party and meet all the lost people. I must of seen you head out in your CRV atleast ten times!

Friday night was very hazy to me. I remember the great music, drinking my Lowenbrau and being a drunken mess. Pett was more fucked up though. I heard he through up his Pizza Hut slice off the deck early Saturday morning. At around 5am I went to my room to crash or passout amd to find out that there were seven people in there. So i stumbled downsatirs to the basement middle room top bunk, sorry to whoevers bed that was but thank you for it!

Saturday I ended up waking up at 10 -11 am with Andrea and Heather in the bed with me. MMMmmmMmmm nice and cuddly !!! Jamie came in and ranted about this great breakfast restaurant,"Family Restaurant". We headed out to find this place 20 min later we found it. A fucking dump that was closed down! 15 min later we found the real place and had a breakfast tha was much needed. Mid afternoon I tried to have a nap but the basslines kept me up. So we went to the beach and saw that it was all rocks and and unswimable so we all just went knee deep and after seeing the fish head and dead seagulls we left. When we got back the party was in full effect. People playing frisbee, football, drinking and most of all dancing and getting to know eachother. After more complaints we moved it down to the Nada-Zone where the music went until it was time to go home.It was nice to have the neighbours over and to hear about one of them walk into the screen door and cut up his face,,ouch..10 min after one of our TA's Kevin ??? walked into the sliding door while there was about 10 of us in the kitchen laughing our asses off. It sounded as if he was locked out and wanted in so he pounded on the door, but when we looked over he was holding his face with one hand and opening the door with the other trying to flee from the laughter outside. Everything was going smoothly until about 10 aussies came in the door and tried to party. Once again Ali, Nada and others helped get them out. The rest of the night/MORNING went unbelievably amazing and found myself dancing til Ali had to pull the plug. After cleaning up and packing we left to Jamies for a couple hrs where everyone laid around the pool while I had a 30 min nap before heading back home for a much needed recovery session. It was nice to meet everyone this weekend and I hope to see you all @ Labour of Love
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