Originally posted by jonze234
try introducing her to coke and see how much weight she can drop
hahah i got her to do "e" a long time ago...but she never really got into that type of lifestyle. she hated south florida..hence why she married a good old boy from indiana and moved up there. now she watches nascar and cooks all day.
and streak, i know i sound bad, but you would too if you knew my sister. she's like a typical naggy, nosy, bossy female. and she's really manipulative too, but she tries to play the whole innocent thing. and she puts everyone on the defensive.
for example...
her: "what are you wearing to dinner?"
me: "i dunno, probably that black top with jeans"
her: "ok"
*i show up at her house wearing a red top instead*
her: "i thought you were wearing your black top!"
me: "i changed my mind"
her: "where did you get that one?! i thought you didn't LIKE red!"
me: "i dunno i just like it"
her: "when did you get it?"
me: "DOES IT FUCKING MATTER!? JESUS!"
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Sep-09-2005 19:57
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
haha, nice work people. bring on the sistas.
Sep-09-2005 19:58
itsamemario
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
hahah i got her to do "e" a long time ago...but she never really got into that type of lifestyle. she hated south florida..hence why she married a good old boy from indiana and moved up there. now she watches nascar and cooks all day.
and streak, i know i sound bad, but you would too if you knew my sister. she's like a typical naggy, nosy, bossy female. and she's really manipulative too, but she tries to play the whole innocent thing. and she puts everyone on the defensive.
for example...
her: "what are you wearing to dinner?"
me: "i dunno, probably that black top with jeans"
her: "ok"
*i show up at her house wearing a red top instead*
her: "i thought you were wearing your black top!"
me: "i changed my mind"
her: "where did you get that one?! i thought you didn't LIKE red!"
me: "i dunno i just like it"
her: "when did you get it?"
me: "DOES IT FUCKING MATTER!? JESUS!"
haha im reading yur sisters lines with the voice of that über rednecks wife, from the simpsons.. :P
no she doesn't talk like that...i would kick her ass!
i just found a pic from her wedding in my email..
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
